ALL RIGHT, MONGOLIANS !
YOUR ONLY WAY THROUGHTHIS WALL IS THROUGH ME.
THIS IS MY LAST STAND !
I'M GONNA DOMY WAR DANCE NOW !
( chanting )
DOES MY DANCE SCARE YOU,MONGOLIANS ?
YEAH, YOU THINK YOUWANNA PIECE OF THIS ?
( chanting & clanking )
THIS IS THE ANCIENT CHINESEDANCE OF-- OH, HERRO, KIDS.
BE CAREFUL, THERE'SMONGOLIANS UP THERE.
( continues with "war dance" )
( laughing )
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
I HEARD AN EXPLOSION !
GOD DAMN MONGOLIANSATTACK CITY WALL AGAIN !
( laughing )
WHAT THE HELLARE THEY DOING HERE ?
RABBLE ! RABBLE, RABBLE !
( all join in )
WAIT A MINUTE.
THOSE MONGOLIANS AREOUR CHILDREN.
MY SON HASBECOME A MONGOLIAN !?
NO ! NOOOOO !
OH GOD,WHAT HAVE WE DONE ?
WE SENT OUR CHILDREN AWAYAND NOW THEY DON'T
EVEN REMEMBERWHO THEY ARE.
KIDS, DON'T YOUREMEMBER US ?
I LEARNED SOMEMONGOLIAN IN COLLEGE.
UH, LET'S SEE.
UHH, BI KHUUTEI.
BI SANAKH KHUUTEI. TA TASALBARAA UZUULENUU.
OH MY GOD, OUR PARENTSARE SO STUPID, DUDE.
WE ARE YOUR PARENTS,
YOU USE TO LIVE HEREWITH US.
YEAH, IT WAS LIKEFOUR DAYS AGO !
THEY'RE STARTINGTO REMEMBER !
YOUR NAME IS STAAAN.
UH-HUH, STAN MARSH.
THAT'S IT !REMEMBER, SON,
WE'RE SORRY, TWEEK !
ARE YOU OKAY, CLYDE ?
OH SON, CAN YOUEVER FORGIVE US !
I'M OVER HERE, DAD.
WE'RE SORRY KIDS,
WE JUST LET ALL THOSESENSATIONALIST NEWS REPORTS
GO TO OUR HEADS !
OH MY GOD, DO YOU SEEWHAT THIS MEANS ?
THE GHOST OF HUMAN KINDNESSWAS RIGHT ALL ALONG !
YOU MEAN HOW HE SAIDWE SHOULD TRUST EACH OTHER
OR HOW HE ABDUCTEDCHILDREN ?
THE... UH, NO, THE PART ABOUTBEING MORE TRUSTING.
WE SHOULD FOLLOW WHATHE SAID, NOT WHAT HE DID.
( all )YEAH !
NO, NO, YOU KNOWWHO WAS RIGHT ALONG ?
THEY KNEW THAT YOU CAN'TJUST WALL YOURSELF OFF
FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
PUTTING WALLS UPNEVER HELPS ANYTHING
TEARING THEM DOWNBRINGS US TOGETHER.
( all murmur in agreement )
OH, YOU BETTER BE NOT SAYWHAT I THINK YOU GONNA SAY.
MR. LU KIM,TEAR DOWN THIS WALL !
OH GOD, I HATETHIS WHOLE CITY !
RANDY, CAN WE JUSTTAKE OUR SON HOME NOW ?
WITH US, NOW COME.
JESUS CHRIST, DUDE,
THEY'VE DONE SOME STUPID CRAPBUT JESUS CHRIST !
I Learned Mongolian In College
The parents rabble on about their children becoming Mongolians and take them home.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Tweek almost gets kidnapped by a man dressed as the Ghost of Human Kindness.x CLOSE
The children are sent away so their parents can't abduct them.x CLOSE
The parents rabble on about their children becoming Mongolians and take them home.x CLOSE
Tweek freaks out over news reports.x CLOSE
Tweek's dad teaches him a lesson about trusting strangers.x CLOSE
Tweek is freaked out about getting abducted.x CLOSE
The townspeople want a giant wall built around the city to keep out abductors.x CLOSE
Tuong Lu Kim builds a giant wall around South Park.x CLOSE
The boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets on their head for safety.x CLOSE
Friends and neighbors can no longer be trusted with children in South Park.x CLOSE