are prepared to evacuate
if Ms. Clinton's assgets any bigger.
And in other news,
new findings on the increasein child abductions.
OH JESUS,TURN IT UP, HONEY.
The study shows that the mostlikely abductors of children
are the parents themselves !
The study reveals that nine outof every ten abduction cases
are committed bythe mother or father.
The bottom line being
that your children aren't safe,even from you !
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
I'M JUST GOINGTO GO UPSTAIRS
AND SEE IF TWEEKIS STILL IN HIS BED.
I THINKI'LL GO WITH YOU.
IT'S OKAY, I CAN DO IT.
I JUST WANTTO MAKE SURE THAT--
THAT I DON'T ABDUCT HIM ?
HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAVEN'TDONE IT ALREADY ?
ME ? I WOULD NEVERABDUCT OUR SON !
THAT'S NOT WHATTHE NEW STUDY SAYS !
BUT WHAT AREWE SUPPOSED TO DO ?
HOW CAN WE PROTECTTWEEK FROM OURSELVES ?
HERE YOU GO, STANLY.
THIS SHOULD HOLD YOU OVERFOR THREE YEARS.
BUT WHY DOI HAVE TO LEAVE ?
THE NEWS SAYS THAT AT YOUR AGEYOU AREN'T SAFE WITH US, SON.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HEREBEFORE WE ABDUCT YOU.
GOODBYE, SON,REMEMBER TO EAT RIGHT.
LOOK OUT FORYOUR BROTHER, KYLE.
YOU'RE THE MAN, NOW.
OH BOYS, DON'T EVER FORGETTHAT WE LOVE YOU !
( all crying )
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE !
WHERE AREWE SUPPOSED TO GO ?
WE CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSEWE CAN'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE !
OH THIS ISTERRIBLE !
GO ON, KIDS !
GO ! GO ANDDON'T LOOK BACK !
( crying )
GOOD-BYE, KIDS,WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
( sobbing )
( horn howling )
DUDE, SOMETIMES I THINKOUR PARENTS ARE REALLY STUPID.
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
The children are sent away so their parents can't abduct them.