OKAY, MS. JONES,HUH-HUH,
ME AND DOCTOR FLICK HERE
JUST NEED TOCHECK YOUR VAGINA.
HUH-HUH, THAT'S GAY.
THEY'VE-GOTSARAH PETERSON'S DOLL
THEY'VE GOT THE DOLL !
OKAY, OKAY... READY...RING THE DOORBELL !
( ding-dong )
WHO IS IT ?
SOUTH PARKJUNIOR DETECTIVES !
WE KNOW YOU HAVESARAH PETERSON'S DOLL !
THEY'RE PLAYING DETECTIVE.
HUH-HUH, YOU'RE GAY !
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, IF THEY'RE NOTGONNA GIVE US BACK THE DOLL
THEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE--
LET'S GOTELL ON THEM.
DUDE WE CAN'TJUST GO TELL ON THEM !
WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE, DUDE, WE'REPLAYING DETECTIVES !
DETECTIVES DON'T JUSTGO TELL ON PEOPLE !
HEY DETECTIVES !
UH- IF YOUDON'T GET OUTTA HERE
WE'RE GONNA RIPTHE DOLL'S HEAD OFF !
HUH-HUH, YEAH !
HUH-HUH, WE WEREPLAYIN' GYNECOLOGIST
AND NOW WE'REPLAYIN' CRIMINALS !
HUH-HUH, YEAH,THAT'S GAY.
HUH-HUH, WE'RE GAY.
JESUS, THEY'REGONNA KILL HER !
WE'VE GOT TODO SOMETHING !
TIME !TIME IS WHAT WE NEED !
BUT TIME IS SOMETHINGWE AIN'T GOT !
ATTENTIONYOU IN THE HOUSE !
THIS IS AGENT TUCKERWITH THE FBI
WE HAVE YOUSURROUNDED, SORT OF !
HEY, YOU BUTTHOLESCAN'T PLAY FBI HERE !
YEAH, THIS WASOUR HOT LEAD !
AND YOU DID A GREAT JOBLEADING US HERE.
NOW YOU JUSTSTAY OUT OF OUR WAY !
THE JIG IS UP, FOSSE !
BRING OUT THE DOLL-OR WE'LL TELL ON YOU !
WE'RE GOING TOCHARGE THE FRONT DOOR
AND GO GET IT !
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
DAMMIT MAN THIS IS NOTTHE TIME FOR NEGOTIATIONS !
THERE'S A LITTLEDOLL IN THERE
ABOUT TO HAVE HERHEAD TWISTED OFF !
CLIMB OFF, KID !
WE SAY YOU CAN'TCHARGE THE FRONT DOOR
AND YOU HAVE TO OBEY WHAT THEFBI SAYS, THAT'S THE RULES !
JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS CANAFFORD BETTER TOYS THAN OURS
DOESN'T MAKE YOUBETTER THAN US !
YES, IT DOES SO.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
WE GO GETTHE DOLL OURSELVES !
BUT THEY SAID WE CAN'TCHARGE THE FRONT DOOR.
THAT'S RIGHT... "CHICK CHICK"...
BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHINGABOUT GOING IN THE BACK.
( FBI )COME ON, GUYS, YOU DON'TWANNA HURT THE DOLL.
OH CRAP THEY'RECOMING IN THE BACK !
PKEW ! PKEW ! PEW-PEW !
HUH-HUH !BKEW !
BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
I GOT YOU, FOSSE !
NO, YOU DIDN'T !
DID SO !
NO, CUZ I GOTSPECIAL WIZARD ARMOR ON.
WE'RE NOT PLAYINGDUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, ASS FACE !
ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT !
RRRRRAAAAARRRR - PKEW !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALOH, YOU GOT ME !
HUH-HUH YEAH !
HUH-HUH WE'RE DEAD.
HUH-HUH THAT'S GAY.
WE GOT IT !
Saving the Doll
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.x CLOSE
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.x CLOSE
The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.x CLOSE
A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.x CLOSE
Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.x CLOSE
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.x CLOSE
The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.x CLOSE
The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.x CLOSE
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.x CLOSE
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.x CLOSE