( knocking )
OH, HELLO, BOYS.
HELLO, SIR, SOUTH PARKJUNIOR DETECTIVES.
WE'RE WONDERING IFYOU HAVE ANY CRIMES
YOU NEED SOLVEDFOR A DOLLAR ?
OOH, LITTLECRIME STOPPERS, HUH ?
WELL, I'M AFRAID I DON'T HAVEANY CRIMES TO SOLVE RIGHT NOW.
AW, SH-T !
ALRIGHT, SIR,WELL PLEASE CALL US
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
I'LL DO THAT,HAVE FUN, BOYS.
HOW COME NOBODY HASA CRIME TO SOLVE ?
YEAH, MAYBE STARTINGA DETECTIVE CLUB
ISN'T SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA,
WE JUST HAVE TOKEEP WORKING AT IT.
OH, HELLO THERE, BOYS !
HELLO, MA'AM, WE'REDETECTIVES WITH
THE SOUTH PARK CRIME UNIT.
DO YOU HAVE ANYCRIMES YOU NEED SOLVED,
FOR A DOLLAR ?
OOH, NEIGHBORHOOD DETECTIVES !
WELL, LET ME THINK...OOH YES, THERE IS SOMETHING !
YES, TWO DAYS AGO I PUTA FRESH BAKED CHERRY PIE
OUT ON MYWINDOW SILL TO COOL.
AND LATER WHEN I WENTTO GET IT, IT WAS GONE.
HAVE YOU REPORTED THISTO ANY OTHER AUTHORITIES ?
NO, BUT I THINK IT'SA PERFECT CASE FOR YOU KIDS !
COOL, WE'LL SEEWHAT WE CAN FIND MA'AM !
WE'RE ON THE CASE !
WHAT HAVEYOU GOT, MARSH ?
DETECTIVE McKORMICK FOUNDSOMETHING INTERESTING.
JESUS... WE'RE TOO LATE.
I THINK WE CAN PIECETHIS CASE TOGETHER, NOW.
MY PIE TIN !
OOH, BUT WHATHAPPENED TO THE PIE ?
WELL, WE'VE ALLTALKED IT THROUGH
AND WE'VE COME UPWITH A THEORY.
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINKHAPPENED, LIL' DETECTIVES ?
YOU SAID YOU SATTHE PIE ON THE WINDOWSILL
WHERE IT MUST HAVESAT FOR SOME TIME...
BUT ITS SWEET SMELL ATTRACTEDTHE ATTENTION OF SOMEBODY--
YOUR HUSBAND !
HE WANTED THAT PIE, BADLY
BUT HE KNEW THAT HE WASNOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT YET.
SLOWLY, THE RAGEBUILT INSIDE HIS MIND.
"WHY WON'T SHELET ME EAT THIS PIE ?"
"WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS STOP MEFROM DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO ?"
HIS ONLY SOLUTIONBECAME OBVIOUS-
HIS PLAN WASTO USE A HAMMER.
BASH ! BASH ! BASH !YOUR SKULL IN-
CAUSING INSTANT DEATH.
THEN TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLEFOR POLICE TO IDENTIFY THE BODY
HE WOULD USE HIS SHOVELTO REMOVE YOUR HEAD-
THEN SAW OFFTHE ARMS AND LEGS !
THE TORSO HE WOULDDUMP INTO THE LAKE...
THE ARMS AND LEGSHE WOULD DISSOLVE
WITH ACID AND LYEIN THE BATHTUB
AND THEN FINALLY,
HE'D BE ABLETO EAT THAT PIE.
BUT BEFORE HE COULD GO THROUGHWITH HIS ENTIRE PLAN
HE DISCOVERED THAT THE PIEHAD ALREADY BEEN EATEN...
BY YOUR DOG !
LOOKS LIKE THE GAMEIS OVER, OLD MAN.
OH MY GOD !
WHAT KIND OF TELEVISIONHAVE YOU KIDS BEEN WATCHING ?
JUST THE NEWS.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,YOU BOYS RUN ALONG NOW !
HEY, YOU OWE USA DOLLAR, LADY !
FINE, HERE, JUST GO !
WOW, LOOK YOU GUYS OUR FIRST DOLLAR !
WE'RE IN BUSINESS !
The Missing Pie
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.x CLOSE
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.x CLOSE
The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.x CLOSE
A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.x CLOSE
Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.x CLOSE
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.x CLOSE
The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.x CLOSE
The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.x CLOSE
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.x CLOSE
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.x CLOSE