NO-- "DEAR LYINGSON OF A BITCH !"
"DEAR ASS-FACE"--YES, THAT'S IT.
"I WILL NO LONGER--"
LINDA, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
STAY AWAY FROM ME,BASTARD !
LINDA, I KNOWTHIS IS VERY HARD.
YOU DON'T KNOWANYTHING !
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO STOPGOING TO THOSE PLACES, LINDA,
BUT I COULDN'T,I STILL LOVE YOU.
THEN WHY, CHRIS, WHY ?
IT JUST, IT STARTED AS SOMECURIOSITY ON THE INTERNET.
I WOULD CHAT WITH OTHER MARRIEDGUYS IN THE CHAT ROOMS.
AND WELL, THE THINGS THEYWOULD TALK ABOUT, LINDA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I FOUND ITEXCITING, I JUST DID.
AND IT GREW FROM THERE ANDSPUN OUT OF CONTROL.
AND... DAMN YOU,INTERNET !
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRYABOUT YOUR FAMILY
BEING IN YOUR WAY ANYMORE !
NO, LINDA, I DON'TWANT THAT LIFESTYLE !
IT'S JUST KIND OFAN ADDICTION.
I WANT HELP, AND I'MGOING TO GET HELP.
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCETO MAKE THIS ALL UP TO YOU.
WE CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.
THERE IS NOGOING BACK, CHRIS.
SURE THERE IS.
NO, OUR SON IS DEAD !
I KILLED HIM.
I WAS GOING TO END IT ALL
AND EVERYTHING SPUNOUT OF CONTROL FOR ME.
I DROWNED BUTTERSIN THE CAR, CHRIS !
NO, NO, JESUS, LINDA,WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ?
I WASN'T THINKING !!
I COULDN'T THINK.
YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE, YOU !
GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE ?
OH, BUTTERS !
THIS CAN'TBE HAPPENING.
THIS IS A BAD DREAM.
JUST GO AWAYAND LET ME DIE !
NO, LINDA, WE--
I'M A MURDERER, CHRIS,I DON'T HAVE A LIFE NOW !
LINDA, BUTTERS IS GONE.
IF BUTTERS IS GONE THEN,
THERE'S NOTHINGWE CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
BUT I WON'T LET YOUGO TO JAIL, I PROMISE.
( both wailing )
OH BOY, THIS THINGAIN'T NEVER GONNA STOP.
I MUST BE ALL THE WAYDOWN TO DENVER BY NOW.
OH, WHOOPEE !
WELL, NOW THAT THE CARHAS COME TO A STOP
IT'S SAFE FOR ME TOUNFASTEN MY SEATBELT.
BOY, MOM MUST BE WORRIED SICKABOUT ME RIGHT NOW.
I GOTTA GET BACK HOME.
GEE WHIZ,WHERE THE HECK AM I ?
Damn You, Internet
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE