BUTTERS, OH, BUTTERS !
COULD YOU COME SEE ME INMY STUDY REAL QUICK ?
COME HERE, SON, I WANNAHAVE A TALK WITH YOU.
WELL, SURE THING, DAD.
SON, I WANT TO TALKTO YOU ABOUT LYING.
OH, I KNOW LYING'S BAD, DAD,YOU TOLD ME SO.
YES, IT SURE CAN BE.
BUT, THERE ARE ALSO TIMES
WHEN DISTORTING THE TRUTHA LITTLE IS APPROPRIATE.
THESE ARE CALLED"LITTLE WHITE LIES".
LITTLE WHITE LIES ?
YOU SEE, SOMETIMES TELLINGA LITTLE WHITE LIE IS OKAY.
LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, WHENYOU CATCH YOUR FATHER
JACKING OFF IN A GAYMEN'S BATH HOUSE.
WHO'S JACK ?
BUTTERS, THE POINT IS THAT
I THINK IF YOU TOLD MOMMYWHAT DADDY WAS DOING TONIGHT
SHE MIGHT GOCOMPLETELY INSANE.
OH, NO, THATWON'T HAPPEN, DAD.
IT WON'T ?ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
NO, BECAUSE I ALREADYTOLD MOM AND SHE'S FINE.
YOU WHAT ?
BUTTERS, MOMMY WANTS TO TAKE YOUFOR A LITTLE DRIVE NOW.
A DRIVE, OH BOY !
I LOVE A GOOD DRIVE.IS DAD COMING TOO ?
NO, SWEETIE, DADDYNEEDS TO SIT AND THINK.
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOUIN A BIT, DAD.
OH BOY, A DRIVE.
Little White Lies
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE