GREAT, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RECURRENTLY DOING RESEARCH
ON STEM CELLS.
COOL, BECAUSE I'M CURRENTLYIN POSSESSION
OF SOME ABORTED FETUSESI'M LOOKING TO UNLOAD.
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY ?
NO, NO, COME ON,I GOT A GUY IN CLEVELAND
WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME$80 A POUND RIGHT NOW.
HOW ABOUT 100 ?
YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS,I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
BOS-NAD MEDICAL GROUP ?
YEAH, I CALLED EARLIER ABOUTTHE STEM CELLS AND THE FETUSES.
OKAY, HI, RANDY, YEAH.
OH YES, THEY'VE BEEN KEPTIN A COOL TEMPERATURE, YEAH.
THESE ARE PRIMO FETUSES, RANDY,I WOULDN'T JERK YOU AROUND.
SO WHAT CAN YOUR COMPANYGIVE ME FOR THEM ?
OH, RANDY, YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS HERE.
YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS, RANDY.
OH PLEASE !
OKAY, YOU TELL ME WHEREYOU CAN GET ABORTED FETUSES
FOR 70 CENTSON THE DOLLAR ?
YOU TELL ME, CHUCK.
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO.
Y'KNOW, I'M JUST LIKETHE FETUSES, CHUCK,
I WASN'T BORNYESTERDAY EITHER.
UH-HUH, SO ARE YOUGONNA TALK TO ME
OR ARE WE JUST GONNA KEEPBULL----ING EACH OTHER ?
BREAKING MY BALLS, CHUCK.
I GOTTA UNLOADTHESE FETUSES,
YOU WANNA DOSOME RESEARCH.
ARE WE TALKING HEREOR WHAT ?
YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS.
I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU LETTHIS DEAL PASS YOU BY
YOU'RE MAKINGA "FETAL" MISTAKE.
A HUNDRED-TEN ?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,WE GOT A DEAL.
DAMN, I'M GOOD.
CAN I HELP YOU ?
YES, I'M MAKING A DELIVERYOF THESE FETUSES HERE.
OH RIGHT, THE FETUSES.
WE WERE VERY LUCKYYOU CALLED.
OUR LAST SHIPMENTOF FETUSES
WAS WAS LOST INA TRUCK ACCIDENT.
GEE, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
SO WHO DO I TALK TOABOUT PAYMENT ?
THIS IS AWFUL,JUST AWFUL.
THIS YOUNG MAN HAS THE NEWFETUSES FOR RESEARCH.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THESE FETUSES,LARRY, THEY'RE TOP NOTCH.
OH, I'M SORRY BUT WE CAN'TBUY THOSE FROM YOU NOW.
WHAT ?!WE MADE A DEAL, LARRY.
I BROUGHT THEM ALL THE WAYDOWN HERE ALREADY !
I'M AFRAID THE GOVERNMENTHAS JUST PUT A BAN
ON STEM CELLRESEARCH.
A BAN-- WHY ?
TOO MANY PEOPLE WEREUPSET ABOUT USING
ABORTED FETAL TISSUEFOR STUDY.
IT'S TOO BAD, TOO.
WE REALLY COULD'VE HELPEDA LOT OF PEOPLE.
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TODO WITH THESE THINGS, HUH ?!
GOD DAMN IT !
Breakin' My Balls
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE