ALL RIGHT,MISS SANDERS,
ALL READY FORYOUR ABORTION ?
( audience laughter )
READY AS I'M EVERGOING TO BE, I GUESS.
WELL, TRY TO RELAX.
IT WILL ALL BE OVERVERY SOON.
( laughter )
DOCTOR, CAN WE TURN OFFTHAT TELEVISION ?
OH, YES, I'M SORRY.
NOW, THERE ISONE MORE THING.
HAVE YOU HEARD OFSTEM CELL RESEARCH ?
I'VE HEARD OF ITON THE NEWS,
BUT I DON'T KNOWWHAT IT IS.
WELL, BASICALLY A LOT OFAMAZING STUDIES HAVE SHOWN
THAT STEM CELLS MIGHTBE USED TO FIGHT CANCER
AND A MYRIAD OFOTHER DISEASES.
RIGHT NOW,A LOT OF STEM CELLS
COME FROM THE TISSUEOF ABORTED FETUSES--
I'M SORRY,UNWANTED CHILDREN.
AND IF YOU SIGN A RELEASETHAT TISSUE CAN GO TO STUDY.
OH, WELL, I SUPPOSE IFIT CAN HELP OTHERS.
THE HOPE IS THATSOMEDAY IT MIGHT.
WELL, HERE WE GO.
( vacuuming )
THIS IS TO GO TO ALDER'S LABSFOR STEM CELL RESEARCH.
( Willie Nelson )♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN
♪ JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GETON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪
♪ THE LIFE I LOVE IS MAKINGMUSIC WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GETON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪
♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN
♪ GOING PLACES THATI'VE NEVER BEEN ♪
♪ SEEING THINGS THATI MAY NEVER SEE AGAIN... ♪
JESUS CHRIST !
♪ ON THE ROAD THE ROAD
♪ LIKE A BAND OF GYPSIESWE GO DOWN THE HIGHWAY ♪♪
♪ MY BABY TAKESTHE MORNING TRAIN ♪
( humming )
♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN...
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE