I'VE COME UP WITH A TESTTHAT CAN DETERMINE
IF IT WAS ANY OF USWHO HAD THE HEAD LICE.
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT,ONCE AND FOR ALL,
WHO HAD HEAD COOTIES.
LICE FEED ON A PERSON'S BLOOD,
AND JUST LIKE MOSQUITOES,THEY LEAVE BEHIND SMALL TRACES
OF THEIR SALIVA IN THE HOST'SBLOODSTREAM.
THAT SALIVA IS MOLOCROMAGNIC.
SO IF AN INFECTED PERSON'SBLOOD IS TOUCHED BY
THIS HOT METAL COIL, SAY,
THAT PERSON'S BLOOD WILLJUMP TEN METERS INTO THE AIR.
THAT'S RETARDED !
YOU DIDN'T COME UP WITHTHAT EXPERIMENT CARTMAN !
YOU SAW IT IN THAT MOVIE THE THING !
THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC TESTDESIGNED TO--
YOU SAW IT IN THE THING
AND YOU'RE WASTINGEVERYONE'S TIME !
I THOUGHT YOUMIGHT SAY THAT, KYLE.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TOTAKE THE TEST, DO YOU ?
NOBODY'S BLOOD IS GOING TOJUMP UP IN THE AIR !
IF IT ISN'T GOING TO WORK,THEN WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ?
THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULDN'TWANT TO TAKE THE TEST
IS SOMEBODY WHO WASWORRIED IT MIGHT WORK
AND REVEAL THAT THEY WERETHE ONES WITH LICE !
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
I HAVE NO PROBLEMTAKING THE TEST.
I HAVE NOTHINGTO H-H-H-HIDE.
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
ALL RIGHT, FINE,I'LL DO THE DUMB TEST !
EVERYONE TAKE A PETRI DISHAND A SYRINGE.
WE NEED AT LEAST 30 C.C.sOF BLOOD FROM EACH ONE OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, NOW EVERYONEBACK OVER THERE.
WE'LL START WITHWHAT I ALREADY KNOW.
( sizzling )
OH, GUESS THAT PROVES ERIC
WASN'T THE ONEWITH HEAD LICE.
IT DOESN'T PROVEANYTHING !
LET'S JUST SEE WHATYOUR BLOOD DOES, KYLE.
( sizzling )
HUH, I GUESSYOU'RE CLEAN.
YOU GUYS,WE BETTER GO.
RECESS IS ALMOST OVER.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,WON'T TAKE MUCH LONGER TO--
AGH, AGH !
WHAT THE HELL ?!
YOU WERE RIGHTALL ALONG, ERIC.
IT WAS KENNY !
OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT.
I TOLD YOU ONLYPOOR PEOPLE GET LICE !
Cartman Steals from "The Thing"
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE