SOME CIVIL WAR HISTORY.
WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT YEARTHE WAR STARTED ?
WAIT, WAIT--WHOA, WHOA.
SO WHAT HAPPENED ?
WITH WHAT ?
WITH THE LICE EXAM.
DID THEY FINDANYBODY WITH LICE ?
YES, SOME LICEWAS DISCOVERED
AND THE PROPERACTION HAS BEEN TAKEN.
SOMEBODY INTHIS CLASS ?
OH !OH !OH !OH !
WELL, WHO WAS IT ?IT WAS KENNY, RIGHT ?
THAT DOESN'T MATTER--IT'S OVER.
DOESN'T MATTER ?!
IF SOMEBODY HAD PARASITESIN THEIR HAIR,
WE NEED TO KNOW WHO !
IT WAS KENNY,WASN'T IT ?
I WANNA KNOWWHO IT WAS TOO.
IT'S BEING KEPTCONFIDENTIAL.
THERE'S A POLICYIN THE SCHOOLS NOT TO
SINGLE OUT A KID WHO HAS LICE
BECAUSE OF THE EMBARRASSMENTIT CAN CAUSE, OKAY ?
THAT IS BULLCRAP !
YOU ARE DENYING OUR RIGHTSAS CHILDREN
TO TOTALLY RIP ON THAT KID
AND MAKE HIM OR HERFEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST.
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOWWHICH BOY HAD LICE IN HIS HAIR
SO WE DON'T EVERGO OUT WITH THEM.
HOW DO WE KNOW ITWAS A BOY ?
IT COULD JUST HAVE EASILYBEEN ONE OF YOU STUPID GIRLS.
YEAH, DUMB GIRLS !
THE CASE IS CLOSED.
WHOEVER HAD THE LICE,THEY'RE DEAD NOW.
WE'RE MOVING ONTO CIVIL WAR HISTORY.
ULYSSES S. GRANT...
( coughing )
HOPE...HOPE, YOU'RE ALIVE.
( groaning )
HELP ME !
HELP ME !
TRAVIS... OVER HERE !
TRAVIS, IF YOU HADN'T WARNEDUS TO GET UP IN THEM TREES,
WE'D ALL BE DEAD.
HOW MANY SURVIVORS ?
JUST THE SIX OF US.
AND THE VICE PRESIDENT.
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
YOU HAD A CHANCETO STOP THIS !
SO HELP ME,IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS,
I'M GONNA SEE YOUROT IN PRISON.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
WE AREN'TOUT OF THIS YET.
YOU TWO, LOOK FOROTHER SURVIVORS.
YOU GET WHATEVER FOOD YOUCAN AND BRING IT BACK HERE.
WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE ?
GOD DID...WHEN HE KILLED MY WIFE.
Who Put You In Charge?
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE