YOU SEE, I'VE JUST LEARNEDTHAT MY SON IS... BI-CURIOUS.
IS THAT TRUE, SON ?
ARE YOU FEELINGCONFUSED ?
YEAH, I'M PRETTY CONFUSED,ALL RIGHT.
YOU SEE ?
YOUNG MAN, THESE CONFUSEDFEELINGS THAT YOU'RE HAVING
ARE SIMPLY THE DEVIL'S WAY OFTRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU.
WHAT CAN I DO, FATHER ?
THERE IS A SPECIAL CAMP WHEREYOUNG MEN WHO ARE CONFUSED
LIKE YOUR SON CAN GO AND BECLEANSED BY THE POWER OF GOD.
MANY BI-CURIOUS BOYS COME OUTOF THE CAMP COMPLETELY CURED.
A SECLUDED CAMP WHERELOTS OF BI-CURIOUS BOYS
ARE ALL PUT TOGETHER ?
THAT SOUNDS LIKEA GOOD IDEA.
OH, BOY, CAMP !
I SUPPOSE YOU THINKYOU REALLY GOT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT, FAT ASS ?
I CHECKED ONTHE INTERNET, KYLE,
AND GETTING BUTTERS TO PUTMY WIENER IN HIS MOUTH
WOULDN'T MAKE MENOT GAY LIKE YOU SAID.
YOU FIGUREDTHAT OUT, HUH ?
AND I ALSO LEARNEDFROM THE INTERNET
THAT JUST BECAUSEI PUT BUTTERS' WIENER
IN MY MOUTH DOESN'TMEAN I'M GAY.
ALL I HAVE TO DO ISTHROW AWAY THE PICTURE,
FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED
AND NOBODYWILL EVER KNOW.
EXCEPT FOR US.
RIGHT,EXCEPT FOR YOU.
AND ALL THE PEOPLEWE TELL.
WHY WOULD YOUTELL ANYBODY ?
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY,REALLY FUNNY.
IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
THERE'S LOTS-- THERE'S LOTS OFTHINGS THAT ARE WAY FUNNIER.
LIKE WHAT ?
LIKE... A TAMPONIN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA
IN SOMEBODY'S LUNCH.
LIKE... A DOG CRAP ON,ON A GUY'S FACE.
THAT ISN'T FUNNY.
YES, IT IS !
NOW, YOU GUYS,I'M GETTING PISSED OFF !
YOU BETTER NOTTELL ANYBODY !
WELL, MAYBE WE WILL,MAYBE WE WON'T.
FINE, WHATEVER !
YOU GUYS DON'THAVE ANY PROOF
I PUT BUTTERS'WIENER IN MY MOUTH.
IT WILL BE YOUR WORDAGAINST MINE,
AND WE ALL KNOWTHAT EVERYONE TRUSTS ME
WAY MORE THAN YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS, PLEASE DON'TTELL ANYBODY.
OKAY, WE WON'T TELL ANYBODY
AS LONG AS YOU ARESUPER NICE TO US
EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON.
OH, RIGHT,LIKE THAT'S POSSIBLE !
ALL RIGHT, FINE !
YOU KNOW WHAT I'MGONNA DO, KYLE ?
I'M GONNA GO HOMEAND PHOTOSHOP THE PICTURE
SO THAT IT'S YOUR FACE WITHBUTTERS' WIENER IN HIS MOUTH.
AND IF ANY OF YOU SAYANYTHING TO ANYBODY,
I'LL SIMPLY SHOWTHEM THE PICTURE OF KYLE !
HA-HA, HA-HA-HA !
Priest Maxi Councils Butters
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.x CLOSE
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.x CLOSE
Cartman asks his mom for help.x CLOSE
Kyle explains how Cartman can cancel the Gay Polarity.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to stick his wiener in Butters' mouth.x CLOSE
Butters arrives at Camp NewGrace.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.x CLOSE
Pastor Phillips gives his sermonx CLOSE
Cartman describes the picture to the police.x CLOSE
Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about contraband.x CLOSE