OH BOY... UH ALRIGHT,GUYS, OVER HERE.
COME OVER HERE.
WE GOT A LOT OFWORK TO DO
AND NOT MUCH TIMETO DO IT IN.
WHO ARE YOU ?
MY NAME IS STANAND I'M YOUR NEW COACH.
NOW WE JUST NEED TO KIND OFORGANIZE A LITTLE BIT
AND PRACTICE OUR-
COACH, I HAVE TOGO POTTY.
ALRIGHT, FINE GO AHEAD.
BY MYSELF ?
JUST HOLD ITA WHILE, OKAY ?
WHAT DOESPASSING MEAN ?
WHEN YOU SHOOT THE PUCKTO ANOTHER PLAYER.
MY MOMMY SAYSI'M BIG AS THE SKY !
COACH, MORGANSPIT ON MY FOOT !
I DID NOT !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,SHUT UP !
WE'RE GOING TO PRACTICE.
YOU TWO GUYS PLAY DEFENSEAND YOU PLAY GOALIE.
I CAN'T PLAY GOALIE.
WHY NOT ?
MY DOCTOR SAYS I'MNOT A SUPPOSED TO.
WHY, YOU GOT ASTHMAOR SOMETHING ?
NO, HE HAS CANCER.
NELSON HAS LEUKEMIA.
IT'S ALREADY SPREADTO HIS BONE MARROW.
I DON'T WANNAHAVE CANCER !
UH... IT'S OKAY,DON'T CRY.
BUT WHY ME,COACH, WHY ?
COACH, WHY DO PEOPLEGET CANCER ?
OH JESUS,CAN WE JUST PRACTICE ?
ARE WE GONNA GET CANCER IFWE PLAY WITH NELSON, COACH ?
WELL, WELL, WELL, IF ITISN'T THE PARK COUNTY LOSERS !
HA-HA !HA-HA !
OH NO, ADAMS COUNTY !
WE JUST THOUGHT WE'DCOME CHECK OUT THE ICE
FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.
GAVIN THROTTLE, COACH OFTHE ADAMS COUNTY TEAM.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOUJUST GIVE UP ?
YOU CAN'T BEAT US.
YOU REALLY WANT TOEMBARRASS YOUR PLAYERS ?
OUR COACH ISN'TGONNA LET US LOSE !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
FINE... THAT'STHE WAY YOU WANT IT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, COACH.
ADAMS TEAM !
RIGHT-FOLLOW !RIGHT-FOLLOW !
COACH, PLEASE DON'T LET USLOSE TO ADAMS COUNTY !
MY DADDY WILLBEAT ME AGAIN !
Stan's first practice as coach of the South Park Pee Wee Hockey team.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Stan's first practice as coach of the South Park Pee Wee Hockey team.x CLOSE
The game ends in a tie.x CLOSE
Stan's team loses to the Detroit Red Wings.x CLOSE
Stan's bike gets towed because of overdue tickets.x CLOSE
Stan tries to get his bike back from the county.x CLOSE
Randy is worried about Stan's motives for coaching.x CLOSE
Stan's dad has a nightmare about Stan's pee wee hockey days.x CLOSE
Nelson's parents ask Stan to talk to Nelson.x CLOSE
Stan visits Nelson in the hospital.x CLOSE
Stan tells his team they have to win for Nelson.x CLOSE