( Cartman )THIS PICTUREI LIKE TO CALL "THE PIERRE."
I INVITED BUTTERSTO STAY THE NIGHT,
AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPINGI MADE A MUSTACHE
ON HIS FACEWITH CAT POO.
( laughing )
AND THIS TIME WHENBUTTERS STAYED THE NIGHT,
I PUT A TAMPONIN HIS MOUTH.
I CALL THIS PICTURE"THE SLEEPING MENSTRUAL."
THIS ONE I CALL"HOT FUDGE MONDAY."
I REALLY LIKE HOW THE LIGHT
PLAYS WITH THE BACKGROUNDON THIS ONE.
IS THIS ALL YOU BROUGHTUS OVER HERE TO SEE ?
OH, NO,THERE'S MUCH MORE.
LET'S SEE-- OH, YES,LOOK AT THIS ONE.
I CALL IT"NEW MOON RISING."
I DID A WHOLE STUDYUSING MY ASS.
HERE IT IS USING SOMEHIGH-CONTRAST STUFF...
TRYING OUT SOME DIFFERENTLIGHT FILTERS HERE.
BUT THIS IS NOTHINGCOMPARED TO
WHAT I HAVE PLANNED.
BECAUSE TONIGHT IS GOINGTO BE MY COUP DE GRAS.
BUTTERS ISSTAYING OVER TONIGHT ?
YES, AND TONIGHT,
WHILE BUTTERS IS ASLEEP,I AM GOING TO--
HEY, FELLAS !AHH !
OH, HEY, BUTTERS !
I WASN'T EXPECTINGYOU SO SOON.
YEAH, I FINISHED MY CHORES SOI CAME OVER A LITTLE EARLY.
HEY, ARE YOU GUYSALL SLEEPIN' OVER TOO ?
NO, NO, THESE GUYS WEREJUST LEAVING.
WEREN'T YOU, GUYS ?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WAIT, WAIT, I CAN'TLET THIS HAPPEN.
YEAH, KYLE ?
... DON'T YOU THINKIT'S A LITTLE STRANGE
THAT CARTMAN KEEPS ASKING YOUTO STAY OVER ?
KYLE ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I MEAN, THAT--
WHAT HE MEANS IS THATHE'S JEALOUS
THAT YOU'VE TAKEN HISPLACE AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
BUT GROW UP, KYLE.
CHANGE ISA PART OF LIFE.
YEAH, GROW UP, KYLE !
( sighs )
SO WHAT DO YOU WANNADO FIRST, ERIC ?
YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME ORJUST CHITCHAT FOR A WHILE ?
WELL, ACTUALLY, BUTTERS,I THINK WE BETTER
HIT THE HAY PRETTY SOON.
BUT IT'S ONLY 6:30.
YEAH, AND I'M EXHAUSTED.
IF YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY YET,I HAVE SOME MORE OF THAT
NIGHTTIME COLDMEDICINE YOU CAN DRINK.
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.x CLOSE
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.x CLOSE
Cartman asks his mom for help.x CLOSE
Kyle explains how Cartman can cancel the Gay Polarity.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to stick his wiener in Butters' mouth.x CLOSE
Butters arrives at Camp NewGrace.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.x CLOSE
Pastor Phillips gives his sermonx CLOSE
Cartman describes the picture to the police.x CLOSE
Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about contraband.x CLOSE