( school bell ringing )
YEAH, AND SO THEN...
I PUT MY FINGERUP MY BUTTHOLE, RIGHT ?
AND I WALKED UPTO KELLY NELSON
AND I SAID, DO YOUSMELL LEMONGRASS ?
AND SHE SMELLEDMY FINGER AND PUKED !
HA, HA, HAAA !
OH GOD, YOU SHOULDHAVE BEEN THERE !
ERIC, I HAVE TO TAKE YOUTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
I DIDN'T DO IT,KELLY NELSON IS A LIAR !
I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO BRINGYOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
OH, SUCK MY BALLSYOU GINGER-JEW-RATHALL MONITOR !
WHO THE F--K DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE ?
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
"I'M JUSTDO DA DAA DAAA."
YOU KNOW WHY YOU'REA HALLWAY MONITOR ?
BECAUSE YOU DON'THAVE ANY FRIENDS.
YOU SHOULDKILL YOURSELF.
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF !
Eric Cartman, report to theprincipal's office, immediately.
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
( knock on door )
COME ON IN, ERIC.
I'M SORRY,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
HOW COULD I HAVEBEEN SO FOOLISH.
ERIC, THE REASONWE'VE CALLED YOU IN HERE
IS BECAUSE IT IS YOUR TURN TO BE
THE SCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR.
THE HALL MONITOR- ME ?
YOU NEED TO WATCHFOR BAD BEHAVIOR,
AND MAKE SURE ANYONEIN THE HALLS DURING CLASS
HAS A HALL PASS, M'KAY ?
IF ANYONE DOESN'T,
YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITYTO BRING THEM TO ME.
AUTH... AUTHORITY... ?
NOW ERIC, BEING THESCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR
IS A BIGRESPONSIBILITY, M'KAY.
IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOUTAKE THE JOB SERIOUSLY
AND THAT YOU DON'TABUSE THE POWER.
♪ THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESSALL AROUND YOU ♪
♪ THE CRIMINALSARE ON THE RUN ♪
♪ NO USE IN NOTHAVING YOUR HALL PASS ♪
♪ I'LL TAKE YOUTO THE PRINCIPAL ♪
♪ CUZ I'M THE DAWG
♪ I AM THE DAWG
♪ THE BIG BAD DAWG
♪ THE HALLWAY MONITOR ♪
HA-HA HA-HA !
HEY, KIDGET OUTTA THERE.
I'M DONE MAKINGMY VIDEO ANYWAYS.
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE