I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOWTHAT EVERYTHING IS COOL NOW.
MY DAD APOLOGIZEDTO JESSE JACKSON.
OH, I SEE.
SO I'M SUPPOSED TOFEEL ALL BETTER NOW.
YOU JUST DON'TGET IT, STAN.
DUDE, JESSE JACKSONSAID IT'S OKAY !
JESSE JACKSON IS NOTTHE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE !
HE MY TOLD MY DAD HE WAS.
TODAY WE ARE GOING TOHAVE A GUEST SPEAKER
TALK TO US ABOUT SENSITIVITYAND THE POWER OF WORDS.
IN A MOMENT, YOU WILLMEET DOCTOR DAVID NELSON,
WHO HAS FIRST-HANDEXPERIENCE
IN OVERCOMING SLANDERBECAUSE DAVID IS HIMSELF,
A LITTLE PERSON.
WHO KNOWS WHATA LITTLE PERSON IS ?
YES, OVER HERE.
A MIDGET !
THAT TERM IS ACTUALLYCONSIDERED OFFENSIVE,
AND THAT'S WHY DR. NELSON GOESFROM SCHOOL TO SCHOOL
GETTING US ALL TOTHINK ABOUT WHAT WE SAY.
HE HAS TWO Ph.D.s AND HASPUBLISHED SIX BOOKS !
PLEASE WELCOME DAVID NELSON !
GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS !
HOW ARE WE ALLFEELING TODAY ?!
( laughing hysterically )
I WOULD LIKE TOSHARE WITH YOU ALL MY--
( laughing )
NO-- DUDE,NO F---ING WAY !
( cackling )
DUDE...( laughing )
THAT, THAT WORDSARE LIKE BULLETS.
AND IF YOU GIVE--
( laughing uncontrollably )
JUST STOP, STOP,STOP, STOP...
ERIC, BE QUIET !
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
HE'LL RUN OUT OF STEAM HEREPRETTY SOON.
( laughing continues )
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
THEY PUT A LITTLE SUITON HIM !
( laughing hysterically )
Dr. Nelson: The Midget
Cartman cannot stop laughing at assembly guest, Dr. David Nelson: The Midget.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot stop laughing at assembly guest, Dr. David Nelson: The Midget.x CLOSE
Randy learns the pain of being labeled.x CLOSE
Randy is rescued by a bunch of "Nigger Guys"x CLOSE
Randy Marsh says the n-word on "Wheel of Fortune."x CLOSE
Stan tries to smooth things over with Token.x CLOSE
Randy kisses Jesse Jackson's ass.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson unsuccessfully attempts to reason with Cartman. testx CLOSE
Randy goes to a spoken word open mic.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson decides to give Cartman a taste of his own medicine.x CLOSE
Randy announces the formation of the Randy Marsh African-American Scholarship Foundation.x CLOSE