I LOVE TV, YAY !
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ?
I WANT TO TALK.
EVERYONE GET A GOOD LOOKAT OUR FUGITIVE !
I WANT HER TAKEN DOWNFAST AND CLEAN !
SHE RUN AWAY, NOW SHE GOT TODEAL WITH THE DAWG, HUH ?
BETH FOUND OUT THEY HAVE A ROOMAT THE AIRPORT HILTON.
WE NEED TO SEARCH IT.
HERE'S THE HOTEL !
BETH, TELL LEEROYTO PULL UP HERE !
ALRIGHT LET'S GO,MOVE OUT !
HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVEYOUR CAR THERE !
IT'S OKAY,I'M A HALLWAY MONITOR !
KEEP SEPARATION-LEEROY, CHECK OUT OUR 20 !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
YOU SEENTHIS WOMAN, BRA ?
SHE'S STAYING HERE.
WHO ARE YOU ?
♪ I'M THE DAWG
♪ THE BIG, BAD, DAWG ♪
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVEBEFORE I CALL THE POLICE.
BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUY !
LET'S CHECKOUT THE ROOMS !
LEEROY AND KYLEGO THAT WAY !
BETH, YOU COME WITH ME !
WE NEED POLICEHERE RIGHT AWAY !
I'M LOOKINGFOR THIS TEACHER
SHE IN YOUR ROOM, BRA ?
DO YOU MINDKEEPING IT DOWN.
KEEP YOUR MOUTHSHUT, BRA !
( sirens approaching )
OH NO !
IKE, THEY'REON TO US !
OH NO !
HURRY, DARLING !
WE HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE !
WHAT HAVE WE GOT ?WHO CALLED 911 ?
THEY WENT THAT WAY !
LOOK OUT, THEYHAVE BEAR MACE !
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OH CRAP !
YOU FREEZE,RIGHT THERE !
COME ON, DARLING !
I GOT 'EM, DAWG,FIFTH FLOOR !
PRAISE CHRIST, LET'S GO !
IKE, RUN !
BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUYAND THAT GUY !
FREEZE, BITCH !
FREEZE !DON'T MOVE !HANDS UP !
IT'S ALRIGHT, THERE'S BEENA MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'M A HALL MONITOR !
THIS FUGITIVE IS TRYING TOAVOID A HALLWAY INFRACTION
BY SKIPPING OFF TO MILAN !
HEY, THAT IS THE TEACHERWE JUST GOT THE REPORT ABOUT.
ALRIGHT, MISS STEPHENSON,YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUSTLEAVE US ALONE ?
ALL WE WANTEDWAS TO LOVE !
GET DOWN !
WE CAN DO THIS EASYOR WE CAN DO IT DAWG STYLE !
SHE GAWT SCARFON HER HEAD, HUH ?
IT'S ALL OVER, IKE...
MILAN...THE HOUSE IN TUSCANY.
THEY'LL NEVER LET USBE TOGETHER !
WE HAVE TO GO WITHTHE BACKUP PLAN...
NOW HOLD ON, DON'T DOANYTHING FOOLISH.
WE CAN TALKABOUT THIS.
YOU CAN'TACCEPT OUR LOVE -
SO THEN WE CAN ONLYBE TOGETHER IN ETERNITY.
NO, IKE,DON'T DO IT !
I KNOW YOUR FIRST LOVESEEMS LIKE THE ONLY LOVE.
BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NOT.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH LIFEAHEAD OF YOU-
YOU WHO DON'TBELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE
IKE, YOU NEED TOHAVE A LIFE.
HAVE FUN !
THEN RUIN IT ALL BY HAVINGA SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
I'M AFRAIDYOU'RE TOO LATE !
ARE YOU READY,MY LOVE ?
HERE WE GO !
ONE - TWO - THREE !
( splat )
YEA !IKE !
WELL, LOOKS LIKE, ONCE AGAIN,THE DAWG HAS PREVAILED.
I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED, KIDS,
THAT IF YOU DON'TGO WITH CHRIST,
YOU COULD END UP JUST LIKETHAT SPLATTERED BITCH
DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT.
HEY KID, YOU NEED TOGET OFF THE ROOF NOW.
I'M DONE MAKINGMY VIDEO, ANYWAYS...
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE