ALRIGHT, YOU GUYSTHIS IS IT !
WHEN THE ATTACK BEGINS
ALL WARRIORS CLICK ON"DEFENSIVE STANCE"
EVERYONE ELSE WAIT FOR CRAIGTO CAST HIS INTELLECT BUFF.
GOT IT !
THE BATTLEIS SURE TO BE LONG
SO MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVEYOUR SPECIAL ABILITIES
MACRO'D TO YOUR KEYBOARDS.
ALRIGHT, ERIC, YOU CANC-C-C-COUNT ON US.
THIS SHALL BE A DAYFOR ALL TO REMEMBER !
LET US BRAVELY CHARGETHE FIELDS OF AZEROTH !
FROM WHICH-HEY FELLAS !
BOY, THIS ISNEAT-O HUH ?
BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
I GOT WORLD OF WARCRAFTLIKE YOU SAID.
YOU CAN'T BE THE DWARFCHARACTER, BUTTERS,
I'M THE DWARF.
WUL, THERE'S ONLY LIKEFOUR RACES TO CHOOSE FROM !
SO PICK ANOTHER ONE-
I'M THE DWARF YOUSTUPID ASSHOLE.
LOG OUT, CREATEA NEW CHARACTERAND LOG BACK IN !
I LIKE "HELLO KITTYISLAND ADVENTURE"
A LOT MORE THANTHIS STUFF...
COME ON,LET'S DO THIS !
YEAH, MY MOM SAYS HAVE TOBE IN BED AT 9:30 !
THEN, LET'S MOVE OUT !
ARRRH !ARRRH !ARRRH !
AHGGH !AGHGH !AGHGH !
LOOK, THERE HE IS !EVERYONE HOLD !
HE'S TARGETING US !
PREPARE TO CHARGE !
SCROLL OVER HIM WITHYOUR MOUSE CURSORS...
AND... RIGHT CLICK !
ARRRH !ARRRH !ARRRH !
WHAT THE-- !
OH JESUS,HE SUMMONED SCORPIONS !
( all yelling )
ARRGH,I'M BURNING !
OH JESUS, I'M BURNING !
KENNY'S DOWN...KENNY IS DOWN !
BUT I'M GONNAPOOP IN MY PANTS !
IKE, LOOK OUT !
AAHGG, KYLE !
ALRIGHT CLYDE, HIT HIMWITH YOUR CROSSBOW !
HIT HIM NOW, CLYDE !
Clyde, you asshole !
GODDAMMIT,WE LOST CLYDE !
HEY STAN, CAN I PLAYWITH YOU GUYS ?
YEAH, I'M PLAYINGFROM THE OFFICE.
DAD GET OFF OFFOUR TEAMSPEAK LINE !
THAT'S IT I'M DEAD.
THAT'S IT,SCREW THIS GAME.
NO... GET IT OFF...GODDDD....
GOD F---KING DAMMIT !
OH JESUS...OH GOD NO...
HE'S JUST FINISHED KILLINGEVERY SINGLE PLAYER
IN THE ARATHI HIGHLANDS.
HOW MANY PEOPLE'SCHARACTERS WERE IN THERE ?
OVER FIVE THOUSAND.
THERE ARE OVERSEVEN MILLION PEOPLE
WHO LOG ON TOWORLD OF WARCRAFT !
ARE YOU TELLING ME
ALL THOSE PEOPLE'S CHARACTERSARE GOING TO DIE
AND THERE'S NOTHINGWE CAN DO TO SAVE THEM ?!
YES... AND ITWON'T BE LONG BEFORE
EVERYONE GETS REALLY,REALLY FRUSTRATED
AND STOPSPLAYING ALTOGETHER.
GENTLEMEN... THIS COULDVERY WELL LEAD TO
THE END OF THE WORLD...OF WARCRAFT.
The boys fail to defeat the World of Warcraft killer.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The boys fail to defeat the World of Warcraft killer.x CLOSE
The boys become fat and pimply by playing World of Warcraft during a montage.x CLOSE
The boys defeat the killer and the World... of Warcraft is saved.x CLOSE
The boys get ganked in the World of Warcraft.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members discuss the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
Stan's dad plays World of Warcraft at work.x CLOSE
Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.x CLOSE
The boys prepare for battle.x CLOSE
Randy must find a way to sign in and give Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.x CLOSE