( gasp )
WHY ERIC !
YOU MADE YOUROWN BREAKFAST !
YEAH, MOM,IT'S OKAY,
IT'S GRAPEFRUITAND LEAN HAM.
AND YOU'RE STUDYINGBEFORE SCHOOL ?
WELL... YOU TOLD ME I HADTO REVIEW MY HOMEWORK
BEFORE CLASS STARTED.
OH ERIC...I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
TH... THANK YOU ?
I LOVE YOU,SWEETIE.
( giggle )OKAY, MOM YOU'REEMBARRASSING ME !
GEEZ !( doorbell )
CESAR, I'M SO HAPPYYOU'RE BACK !
HOW IS THECHILD DOING ?
OH HE'S AMAZING.
I THINK THE CHANGEIN PERSONALITY HAPPENED !
HE'S DOING THINGSFOR HIMSELF NOW,
AND HE SEEMS TO BEACCEPTING IT !
I'VE LOST A BEST FRIEND,BUT I'VE GAINED A SON.
THAT'S MUCHHEALTHIER FOR HIM.
AND WHEN HE GETS OLDER,
HE'LL BE ABLE TO BEYOUR FRIEND TOO.
YOU'RE THE BEST, CESAR.
AND TO SHOWMY GRATITUDE,
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETSFOR YOU AND ME
TO SEE MADAM BUTTERFLYTHIS FRIDAY NIGHT !
WELL, NOMY WORK IS DONE.
I'VE GOT TO GET BACKTO LOS ANGELES.
OH... BUT I THOUGHTWE WERE BECOMING FRIENDS.
NO, NOT REALLY,YOU'RE JUST A CLIENT.
WELL, GOOD LUCKTO YOU, GOTTA GO !
I CLEARED UPTHE TABLE, MOM.
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRSAND MAKE MY BED NOW.
ERIC... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME
TO SEE MADAM BUTTERFLYFRIDAY NIGHT ?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
BESIDES I TOLDSTAN AND KYLE
WE COULD WORK ONOUR SCIENCE PROJECT THEN.
WELL, WHAT IFI TOOK YOU TO
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAFTERWARD ?
AND, THEN WE'LLGO TO TARGET
AND I'LL BUY YOUA MEGA-RANGER.
COULD I PERHAPS HAVE...TWO MEGA-RANGERS ?
YES, DARLING, YOU CANHAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
( ominous chant-like music )
Best Friend or Son?
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE