( gasp )
WHY ERIC !
YOU MADE YOUROWN BREAKFAST !
YEAH, MOM,IT'S OKAY,
IT'S GRAPEFRUITAND LEAN HAM.
AND YOU'RE STUDYINGBEFORE SCHOOL ?
WELL... YOU TOLD ME I HADTO REVIEW MY HOMEWORK
BEFORE CLASS STARTED.
OH ERIC...I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
TH... THANK YOU ?
I LOVE YOU,SWEETIE.
( giggle )OKAY, MOM YOU'REEMBARRASSING ME !
GEEZ !( doorbell )
CESAR, I'M SO HAPPYYOU'RE BACK !
HOW IS THECHILD DOING ?
OH HE'S AMAZING.
I THINK THE CHANGEIN PERSONALITY HAPPENED !
HE'S DOING THINGSFOR HIMSELF NOW,
AND HE SEEMS TO BEACCEPTING IT !
I'VE LOST A BEST FRIEND,BUT I'VE GAINED A SON.
THAT'S MUCHHEALTHIER FOR HIM.
AND WHEN HE GETS OLDER,
HE'LL BE ABLE TO BEYOUR FRIEND TOO.
YOU'RE THE BEST, CESAR.
AND TO SHOWMY GRATITUDE,
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETSFOR YOU AND ME
TO SEE MADAM BUTTERFLYTHIS FRIDAY NIGHT !
WELL, NOMY WORK IS DONE.
I'VE GOT TO GET BACKTO LOS ANGELES.
OH... BUT I THOUGHTWE WERE BECOMING FRIENDS.
NO, NOT REALLY,YOU'RE JUST A CLIENT.
WELL, GOOD LUCKTO YOU, GOTTA GO !
I CLEARED UPTHE TABLE, MOM.
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRSAND MAKE MY BED NOW.
ERIC... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME
TO SEE MADAM BUTTERFLYFRIDAY NIGHT ?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
BESIDES I TOLDSTAN AND KYLE
WE COULD WORK ONOUR SCIENCE PROJECT THEN.
WELL, WHAT IFI TOOK YOU TO
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAFTERWARD ?
AND, THEN WE'LLGO TO TARGET
AND I'LL BUY YOUA MEGA-RANGER.
COULD I PERHAPS HAVE...TWO MEGA-RANGERS ?
YES, DARLING, YOU CANHAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
( ominous chant-like music )
Best Friend or Son?
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE