I'M RICH !
I'VE GOT SOMEPRETTY BIG NEWS.
I RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
YEAH, MY MOM JUST...
DOESN'T CAREABOUT ME ANYMORE,
SO I MOVED OUT.
SHE DIDN'T EVENTRY TO STOP ME.
IT'S GONNA BE TOUGHLIVING ON MY OWN...
BUT I'LL GET BY SOMEHOW.
YOU CAN'TSTAY HERE.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'THEAR ME.
I RAN AWAY.
I DON'T HAVEANYWHERE TO SLEEP.
I'M OUT ONTHE STREETS.
YOU'RE NOT STAYINGAT MY HOUSE EITHER.
BUTTERS, I'LLCRASH WITH YOU.
NO, MY PARENTSWON'T LEMME
BRING HOMELESS PEOPLEHOME ANYMORE.
WELL WHAT DO YOU GUYSEXPECT ME TO DO ?
STAY AT KENNY'S HOUSE ?
HIS FAMILYIS TOTALLY POOR !
I'M NOT STAYINGWITH POOR PEOPLE !
ALRIGHT, I'LLSTAY WITH KENNY.
LET'S GO, MAN.
UGH ! WELL,I GUESS NOW WE SEE
JUST HOW SUPPORTIVEFRIENDS CAN BE.
WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWNYOU WON'T EVEN LEND A HAND !
I'LL JUST GO SLEEPON THE STREET SOMEWHERE.
OUT IN THE COLD.
PROBABLY GET MUGGEDAND GANG-RAPED
BY SOME MINORITIES.
YOU GUYS WILL BE SORRYWHEN I TURN UP DEAD !
WHOOPIE ! J&R RAILROAD !
( doorbell )
YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE THIS,
BUT I RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
I REALLY NEEDTHE SUPPORT
OF MY BEST FRIENDRIGHT NOW.
WHO'S YOURBEST FRIEND ?
YOU ARE JIMMY !
WE'VE ALWAYS BEENBEST FRIENDS !
WE KNOW EVERYTHINGABOUT EACH OTHER !
WHAT'S MYLAST NAME ?
I RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
YOU'RE THE FIRSTPERSON I CAME TO.
I KNEW YOU'D TAKE ME INOFF THE STREETS.
BUT I HATE YOU.
SHOULD THAT REALLY MATTERAT A TIME LIKE THIS ?
THIS IS BULLCRAP !
MOM WILL BREAK SOON,I CAN OUTLAST HER !
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE