( thunder crashing )
OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE,WHEN YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LEAVE
BUT THEY JUST WON'T LEAVE,IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING ?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHEREWITHOUT CHEF !
COOL PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE THEY'VEOVERSTAYED THEIR WELCOME.
YOU PETULANT FOOLS !
YOU JUST HAD TO PUSH IT,DIDN'T YOU ?
YOU DON'T REALIZE WHOYOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE.
TAKE THESE BOYSTO THE DOOR !
ALRIGHT,COME ON KIDS.
NO ! HEY !
HA HA-- LOOK THEY'RE BEINGLED OUT BY SECURITY !
HA HA !
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
THEY'VE GOT OUR FRIENDIN A DEPRIVATION ROOM !
THIS IS THEIR HOUSE ANDTHEY DON'T WANT YOU HERE.
OOH !AAH !
SORRY, DUDE, BUT THISFRUITY LITTLE CLUB
ISN'T TAKING OUR FRIEND !
AND SEX WITH ESKIMO CHILDRENREQUIRES SOME SPECIAL SKILL--
CHEF, COME ON !
CHILDREN !GET OUT OF HERE !
KENNY, SPIN BLOSSOMNUT SQUASH !
COME ON, CHEF !
I CAN'T BREAKTHESE LOCKS !
COME ON, CHEF !
WHAT THE--IMPOSSIBLE !
I MADE THEM LEAVE !
GET OUTSIDE !
STOP THEM !
CHILDREN... RUN !
WE MADE IT !
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFTSOUTH PARK IN THE FIRST PLACE ?
CHEF, COME ON !
YOU SOUGHT ADVENTURE !
AND WHY DO PEOPLESEEK ADVENTURE ?
BECAUSE THEIR LIVESHAVE BECOME DULL AND EMPTY !
YEAH, HE WANTED ADVENTURE,
NOT A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUSBULLCRAP-- RIGHT, CHEF ?!
DON'T FORGET ALL YOURTRAINING, CHEF.
STAY WITH US AND YOUR LIFEWILL BE GRAND AND ETERNAL !!
CHEF...WE LOVE YOU.
I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.
NO, CHEF, THEY'VE FILLEDYOUR HEAD WITH LIES.
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ?
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERECHILDREN !
YES... LOOKS LIKE OUR FRUITYLITTLE CLUB IS SAFE AFTER ALL.
( all )CHEF !!
AAHH, OOGH, AAGH...
OHH, DAMNIT !
A MOUNTAIN LION !
WE CAN'T LOSE ANOTHER MEMBER, SHOOT IT !
I RIGHT MISSED !
A GRIZZLY BEAR !
( growling )
OH MY GOD...
THEY KILLED CHEF.
YOU BASTARDS !
YOU BASTARDS !!
PITY... HE WOULD HAVE MADEAN EXCELLENT CHILD MOLESTER.
MAYBE...MAYBE HE'S STILL OKAY.
NO, REALLY- THEY SAYTHE LAST THING YOU DO
BEFORE YOU DIEIS CRAP YOUR--
OH, NEVER MIND.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
Death of Chef
Chef dies a gruesome death.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The boys discover that Chef has been brainwashed.x CLOSE
The Super Adventure Club's secrets are revealed.x CLOSE
Chef dies a gruesome death.x CLOSE
Chef returns to South Park.x CLOSE
Chef is back in school, but he's changed.x CLOSE
Detective Jarvis humps a doll to demonstrate molestation to the class.x CLOSE
Chef propositions the boys again.x CLOSE
Chef is diagnosed as brainwashed.x CLOSE
Spantaneous Bootay cures Chefs brainwashing.x CLOSE
Kyle eulogizes Chef.x CLOSE