( Cartman )HEY GUYS, KNOW WHAT THEY CALLA JEWISH WOMAN'S BOOBS ?
( doorbell rings )
MAY I HELP YOU ?
UH, HI, CAN WE SPEAK TOTHE HEAD GUY OR SOMETHING ?
RIGHT THIS WAY.
NOW, THE UPPER RIM OFKILIMANJARO
SHOULD BE QUITE A TREK,AND SO WE'LL NEED TO HAVE A-
EXCUSE ME SIR, THESE BOYSWANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU.
AH, YES, SPLENDID !GOOD AFTERNOON, LADS !
I'M HEAD ADVENTURERWILLIAM P. CONNELLY, ESQUIRE.
WELCOME TO THESUPER ADVENTURE CLUB !
CHEERS !JOLLY-O !INDEED !
UH, HI-- OUR FRIEND JOINEDYOUR CLUB A WHILE BACK,
AND NOWHE WANTS TO MOLEST KIDS.
WELL, YES, OF COURSE !
THAT'S WHAT THESUPER ADVENTURE CLUB DOES !
WE TRAVEL THE WORLDAND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN.
YES, WHAT ELSEWOULD WE DO ?
WE THOUGHT YOU WENT EXPLORINGAND LIKE, HUNTING AND STUFF.
NO, NO,THAT'S THE ADVENTURE CLUB.
WE'RE THE SUPERADVENTURE CLUB.
NEXT WEEK, WE WILL BE HEADING TOTHE OUTER BANKS OF THE AMAZON-
WHERE WE WILL MAKE CAMP
AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDRENOF THE YUGANNI TRIBE.
THEN IT'S OFFTO THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS,
WHERE WE WILL CLIMB K-2,
AND MOLEST SEVERAL TIBETANCHILDREN ON THE EAST SUMMIT.
I KNOW, BUT ITGETS EVEN BETTER !
FROM THERE, WE WILL KAYAKTO THE FRUITFUL BANKS
OF THE MILI RIVER IN AFRICA,
WHERE THE SECRET AND MYSTERIOUSHANINI PEOPLE HAVE CHILDREN
WHO HAVE NEVER SEENA WHITE MAN'S ERECT PENIS.
OF COURSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKINGFOR KIDS TO HAVE SEX WITH
ON THE PLANE RIDESOVER TO THESE PLACES.
SO HOW WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TOJOIN THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ?!
OH, REALLY ?
PERHAPS I SHOULDASK YOU AGAIN...
( making a whirring sound )
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOINTHE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ?
( whirring sound )
DUDE, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
OH WELL, DOESN'TWORK ON EVERYBODY.
WELL, SO LONG, THEN.
JUST WHAT THE HELLIS THAT THING ?!
WHAT-- WHAT THING ?I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
HA ! I KNEW IT !!
KNEW WHAT ?
THE REASON CHEFHAS BEEN SAYING
THOSE TERRIBLETHINGS ABOUT US,
IS BECAUSEHE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED
BY THIS FRUITYLITTLE CLUB !
OH, SON OF A BITCH !
Super Adventure Club
The boys discover that Chef has been brainwashed.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The boys discover that Chef has been brainwashed.x CLOSE
The Super Adventure Club's secrets are revealed.x CLOSE
Chef dies a gruesome death.x CLOSE
Chef returns to South Park.x CLOSE
Chef is back in school, but he's changed.x CLOSE
Detective Jarvis humps a doll to demonstrate molestation to the class.x CLOSE
Chef propositions the boys again.x CLOSE
Chef is diagnosed as brainwashed.x CLOSE
Spantaneous Bootay cures Chefs brainwashing.x CLOSE
Kyle eulogizes Chef.x CLOSE