ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE POWER UPTHE HANDICAPPED KID'S CHAIR
WE'LL ACCELERATE ATA HIGH RATE OF SPEEDABOUT 10 FEET THAT WAY,
THEN MAKE THE REQUIREDMAGNETIC VIBRATIONS.
IF THE FIELDS ARE RIGHT,IT SHOULD THEN CREATEA WORMHOLE
UP NEAR THE FRONTOF THE CLASSROOM.
YOU GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY THINKTHIS IS GOING TO WORK, DO YOU ?
NOW, WHEN YOU ALL SEETHE WORMHOLE,
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE ABOUT4.2 SECONDS TO RUN THROUGH IT.
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE,YOU WILL FIND YOURSELFIN THE EXACT SAME SPOT,
ONLY, ONE YEAR AGO.
BACK IN THETHIRD GRADE.
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THETEACHER YELLS AT US THIS TIME
AND WE ALL TELL HERTO SUCK OUR BALLS.
YEAH !OH, HERE SHE COMES.
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,I HOPE YOU ALL DID YOURHOMEWORK LAST NIGHT.
PLEASE PASS YOUR PAPERSUP TO THE FRONT.
SUCK MY BALLS !
OH, GODAMMIT, YOU GUYS,I'M SO SERIOUSLY.
I SAID, PASS YOUR PAPERSTO THE FRONT.
WE DIDN'T DO OUR HOMEWORK,MS. MAKES-ME-SICK,
WE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.
IT'S CHOKSONDIK, AND YOU AREALL GOING TO HAVE DETENTION !
HA, HA, SURE RIGHTYOU ARE, TEACHER.
I'M AFRAID WE HAVEDIFFERENT PLANS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME
GOOD-BYE, TEACHER, PERHAPS WESHALL SEE YOU IN ANOTHER YEAR.
HA HA !
I DIDN'T THINKIT WOULD WORK.ME NEITHER.
WELL, WELL, WELL,I'D SAY SOMEBODY HASSOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHTTHEY DO !
DUDE, TIMMY'S CHAIR'S PACKEDWITH ALL THAT STUFF.
WE GOTTA HELP HIM !
YEAH, COME ON.
CHILDREN, CHILDREN,COME BACK HERE !
( horn honking )
TIMMY,YOU HAVE TO STOP.
NO !NO ?
LOOK, THE SYSTEMMALFUNCTIONED.
IF HE STOPS, THE NUCLEAR CORECOULD BREAK HIS MAGNETIC FIELD
AND THE WHOLE CHAIRWILL BLOW SKY-HIGH.
TIMMY, YOU GOTTAGET OFF THAT CHAIR !
NO !NO ?
WE RIGGED THE CHAIR TO BESENSITIVE TO HIS WEIGHT,
IF HE GETS OFFTHE WHOLE THING BLOWS.
SO IF TIMMY DROPS HIS SPEEDBELOW FIVE MILES AN HOURTHE CHAIR BLOWS
AND IF HE GETS OFFTHE CHAIR BLOWS ?
IT'S BEEN OVER THREE HOURSSINCE THE POLICE FIRSTSHOWED UP ON THE SCENE
OF A HANDICAP BOY'S WHEELCHAIRSET WITH EXPLOSIVES.
OVER HERE, OVER HERE !
The child can't stopor get off the chairwithout risking explosion
and so the SWAT team will nowattempt to disarm the device.
DON'T WORRY, SON, JUSTWATCH YOUR SPEED AND STAY STILL.
LOOK OUT, HANSON !
DEAR JESUS,HANG ON LADY !
OH MY GOD,WHAT'S GOING ON ?
MA'AM,BE VERY CAREFUL,
THAT WHEELCHAIRIS SET TO EXPLODE.
WHAT ?! AHH !!
OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD !
IT'S OKAY, JUST STAY CALMAND KEEP THE SPEED ABOVE FIVE.
OH MY GOD.TI-TIMMY.
OKAY, I'VE GOTTHE SPEED AT FIVE.
WHAT'S THE WHEELCHAIR'SBATTERY POWER AT ?
OH MY GOD, LESS THAN20 MINUTES !!
LESS THAN 20 MINUTES ?OH, NO, WHAT HAVE WE DONE ?
Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.x CLOSE
Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.x CLOSE
The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik is a mean lady with flabby breasts.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik asks to speak to Mr. Garrison.x CLOSE
Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.x CLOSE
Timmy time travels out of South Park.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik seeks out Mr. Garrison's guidance.x CLOSE
The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison trains Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE