YOU AREN'T REAL,YOU CAN'T BE.
IT IS ME, YOUR DARKEST FEAR,YOUR GAY SELF INCARNATE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
I WANT YOU TO NOTFIGHT ME ANYMORE,
TO ACCEPT MEONCE AND FOR ALL.
WHY ?DON'T YOU SEE ?
ALL THESE YEARS,YOUR PAIN, YOUR CONFUSION--
IT COMES FROM ONE PLACE,YOUR DENIAL OF WHO YOU ARE,
OF WHO WE ARE.
BUT I'M NOT GAY,EVERYONE JUST THINKS I AM.
OH, STOP IT !
WHAT ABOUT THE TIMEYOU LOOKED AT
COUNSELOR MACKIE'S PENISIN THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM ?
I WAS JUSTCOMPARING SIZE !
FOR SEVEN MINUTES ?AH !
AND WHAT ABOUT THETIME YOU MASTURBATED
TO THE MEN'S 100-METERSWIMMING RELAYAT THE OLYMPICS ?
I WAS BEATING OFFTO THE CHICKS.
THERE WERE NO CHICKS !
OH, DAMN YOU, SPIRIT,HAUNT ME NO LONGER !
ADMIT IT !NO !
YOU HAVE TO STOP LYINGTO YOURSELF AND GET--
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,I ADMIT IT.
I'M GAY !
I AM GAY !
YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYONE ?I'M GAY, I'M GAY !
I'M GAY AND IT--AND IT FEELS GOOD.
Garrison is Gay
Mr. Garrison admits he's gay.
The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.x CLOSE
Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.x CLOSE
The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik is a mean lady with flabby breasts.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik asks to speak to Mr. Garrison.x CLOSE
Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.x CLOSE
Timmy time travels out of South Park.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik seeks out Mr. Garrison's guidance.x CLOSE
The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison trains Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE