MISS CLARIDGE,THE PEOPLE IN TOWN
ARE REALLY WORRIEDABOUT YOU.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE HAVINGSOME KIND OF PROBLEM,
YOU HAVE TO BEABLE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
JUST TELL US THIS:
DO YOU TRUST THAT WE WANTWHAT'S BEST FOR YOU ?
YES OR NO.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVETO LEARN TO LET PEOPLE IN !
HI, MISS CLARIDGE.
UH, WE HAVESOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
THE THING IS,MISS CLARIDGE,
WE DID A LOT OF STUPID THINGSWHEN WE WERE KIDS.
A LOT OF STUPIDTHINGS THAT WE REGRET.
( mumbling )AND IT'S TIME FOR USTO COME CLEAN.
SEE, MISS CLARIDGE,WHEN WE WERE LITTLE,
WE USED TO PLAY WITHOUR WIENERS A LOT.
AND ONE GAME WE PLAYEDWAS CALLED "FIREMEN"...
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU.
FIVE YEARS I BEENWAITIN' FOR THIS DAY.
( screams )
TRENT, LOOK, WE'VEREALIZED OUR MISTAKE !
OUR CONSCIENCE GOTTHE BEST OF US
AND WE WERE JUST ABOUTTO TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH.
YOU HAD FIVE YEARSTO DO THAT.
AND WHILE I WASTEDAWAY MY LIFE IN PRISON
YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYINGNICE, NORMAL LIVES.
OUR LIVES HAVE NOT BEENENJOYABLE, TRENT,
I PROMISE YOU.
DON'T TELL ME THAT.
I HEARD ABOUTTHE THINGS YOU DONE.
BUT THERE WERE NO MAGICALCHRISTMAS ADVENTURES
WITH TALKING POO FOR ME.
I DIDN'T GET TO FIGHT A HUGEMECHANIZED BARBARA STREISAND
LIKE YOU DID.
NO ACCIDENTAL TRIPS TOAFGHANISTAN FOR TRENT BOYETT.
STAY AWAYFROM US, TRENT !
WHAT IS THAT ?
IT'S MY MOM'S TAZER.
I TOOK IT FROMHER PURSE.
JUST BACK OFF, MAN !
LOOK, JUST TAKEYOUR PUNISHMENT.
YOU DESERVE IT !
LET ME HAVE MY RETRIBUTIONAND THEN IT CAN BE OVER WITH.
I AM NOT GOING TO HAVEA TITTY TWISTER !
I HATE TITTY TWISTERS !
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW TO USE THAT.
( sputtering shocks )
( beeping )
( shrieking cats )
( sirens )
( beeping )
SO, TRENT, YOUJUST HAD TO FINISH OFF
YOUR OLD PRESCHOOLTEACHER, EH ?
NO, THEY DID IT !
TRENT BOYETTIS A LIAR, SIR.
MISS CLARIDGE,DID TRENT BOYETT
DO THIS TO YOU ?
( beeps twice )
TAKE HIM AWAY !
NO, YOU GOTTALISTEN TO ME !
DUDE, WHEN HE GETS OUTHE'S GONNA BE REALLY MAD !
THAT'S LIKE FIVE YEARSFROM NOW !
YEAH, WHO CARES !
YEAH !WOO-HOO !
WE DID IT !
SO LONG, TRENT,HAVE A NICE TIME.
♪ HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAAAAA-HA ♪♪
HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND !
BOOBS !BOOBS !
OH MY GOD,BOOBS !
I'M TAKING THEMTO THE BUSHES.
I'M TAKING THEM TOTHE BUSHES FIRST !
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.x CLOSE
Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.x CLOSE
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.x CLOSE
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.x CLOSE
The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.x CLOSE
The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.x CLOSE