( school bell rings )
...CALLED MAN FROM ATLANTIS
AND HE HAD, LIKE,WEBBED FINGERS--
KYLE, KENNY, I HAVE TOTALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW !
OKAY, HANG ONA SECOND--
RIGHT NOW,GOD DAMNIT !
ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT !
DUDE, WHAT IS THE MATTERWITH YOU ?
TRENT BOYETT IS BEINGRELEASED FROM JUVENILE HALL.
TRENT BOYETT,THE KID FROM PRESCHOOL ?
YEAH, HE JUSTGOT PAROLED !
OH NO, NO...
HEY, GAY-BOTS,WHAT'S GOING ON ?
TRENT BOYETT IS BEING RELEASEDFROM JUVENILE HALL.
REALLY THAT'S COOL,WHEN DID--
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
TRENT BOYETT ?
MEANEST, DIRTIEST,TOUGHEST KID IN THE WORLD,
SUPER-PISSED-OFF-AT-US TRENT BOYETT ?
OH HOLY JESUS GOD.
WHAT THE HELLARE WE GONNA DO ?
IS IT TRUE ?
TRENT BOYETTIS GETTING OUT ?
OH JESUS,OH CHRIST IN HEAVEN,
I GOTTA HIDE !
AH, OH BOY, AH...
( whimpers )
HE'S GONNACOME FOR US.
WE ARE DEAD MEN.
LOOK, MAYBE HE'SFORGIVEN US.
I MEAN, WE WEREONLY IN PRESCHOOL.
DUDE, LET'S PLAYFIREMEN.
TOTALLY, DUDE,LET'S PLAY FIREMEN !
JEWS CAN'TBE FIREMEN.
SHUT UP, FAT-ASS !
DON'T CALL ME FAT,YOU STUPID JEW !
( mumbles )
HEY, KENNY'S RIGHT.
WE SHOULD PUT OUTA REAL FIRE.
THEN WE'LL BE HEROES.
BUT HOW DO WESTART A FIRE ?
TRENT BOYETTWILL DO IT !
HE'S THE TOUGHEST,BADDEST KID IN PRESCHOOL.
SAY UNCLE !
SAY UNCLE !
WHAT DO YOU( beep ) WANT ?
DO YOU KNOW HOW TOSTART A FIRE ?
SURE, I BURNLOTS A STUFF.
START ONE, THEN WE'REGONNA PUT IT OUT.
WE'RE FIREMEN !
DO YOU ( beep ) EVEN KNOWHOW TO PUT OUT A FIRE ?
WE PLAY FIREMANALL THE TIME.
DON'T WORRY, TRENT.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
HEY, FELLAS,YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
SHUT UP, BUTTERS.
WE KNOW WHATWE'RE DOING.
OH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
BRING INTHE FIREMEN.
( imitates siren )
CLANG, CLANG, CLANG,CLANG, CLANG.
COME ON, FIREMEN,PUT OUT THE FIRE.
( all imitating fire trucks )
WE'RE HEROES !
WE SAVEDTHE SCHOOL.
HEY, PUT IT OUT !
TRENT BOYETT,WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW ?!
THEY SAID THEY COULDPUT IT OUT.
CHILDREN,GET BACK AWAY NOW !
I'M BURNING !
PUT IT OUT !PUT IT OUT !
( man )COME ON, HURRY !
WE GOTTA GET HERTO THE HOSPITAL.
( siren blaring )
DUDE, WE ARE INSO MUCH TROUBLE.
MY MOM IS GONNABREAK MY LEGS.
HEY, WE DIDN'TSTART THE FIRE;
TRENT BOYETT DID.
YOU BOYS, TRENT ISTRYING TO TELL US
THE FIRE WAS YOUR IDEA.
NOT US,WE'RE GOOD KIDS.
TELL THEM IT WASAN ACCIDENT.
YOU THOUGHTYOU COULD PUT IT OUT.
TRENT BOYETT ISA LIAR, SIR.
I THOUGHT SO.
ALL RIGHT,THAT'S IT, TRENT.
YOU'RE GOING TO JUVENILE HALLFOR A LONG TIME.
BUTTERS, YOU SAW !
TELL THEMWHAT HAPPENED.
AW, GEE WIZ, TRENT,
I-I DON'TWANNA GET INVOLVED
OR ELSE MY PARENTSWILL GROUND ME.
YOU BETTER PRAY I NEVERGET OUT OF JUVENILE HALL.
YOU BETTER ALL PRAY !
( grunting )
DUDE, WHEN HE GETSOUT OF JUVENILE HALL
HE'S GONNAWANNA KILL US.
THAT'S LIKEFIVE YEARS FROM NOW.
YEAH, WHO CARES !
ALL RIGHT, YAY !YEAH, ALL RIGHT !
WE DID IT !
AND NOW IT'SFIVE YEARS LATER
AND TRENT BOYETTIS BEING RELEASED.
OH JESUS,HE'S GONNA KILL US.
WE GOTTA TELLOUR PARENTS !
WE CAN'T TELL OURPARENTS, DUDE.
WE LIED TOEVERYBODY.
NOBODY KNOWSWE'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR MISS CLARIDGE'SACCIDENT.
SHHH-- HERE COMESMISS CLARIDGE NOW.
( all )HELLO, MISS CLARIDGE.
ARE YOU HAVING A NICE DAY,MISS CLARIDGE ?
( beeps )
YOU GUYS WHAT THE ( beep )ARE WE GONNA DO ?
IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN,
TRENT BOYETT IS THE MEANESTKID WE EVER KNEW.
HE'S GONNATEAR US APART.
LOOK, THAT WAS ALONG TIME AGO.
MAYBE TRENT BOYETT HASFORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT.
The Boys Pee on Their Teacher
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.x CLOSE
Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.x CLOSE
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.x CLOSE
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.x CLOSE
The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.x CLOSE
The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.x CLOSE