OH MY !
THIS CERTAINLY ISA DESOLATE PLACE.
IT REMINDS MEOF DEATH AND FEAR.
( Cartman )HOW MUCH FURTHERTO OTTAWA ?!
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY12 HOURS AWAY !
WE MUST BEVERY CLOSE NOW.
EH ! WHATARE YOU DOING ?!
OH, NO,IT'S SCOTT !
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOINGHELPING THESE AMERICANS ?
DON'T YOU KNOW AMERICATHINKS IT OWNS CANADA
ALONG WITH THE RESTOF THE WORLD ?
YOU'RE A DICK,SCOTT !
YOU'RE A DICK !
AND BY HELPING AMERICANS, YOU'REJUST AS SMELLY AS THEY ARE !
NOW I'M GOING TO GET YOU !
NOT SO FAST, SCOTT.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?!
I AM STEVETHE NEWFOUNDLANDER.
AND YOU'RE ON NEWFOUNDLANDPROPERTY NOW.
GET OFF BEFOREI HAVE YOU ARRESTED !
OOH, THIS ISN'T OVER,NOT BY A LONG SHOT !
I'LL FIX YOU,I'LL FIX ALL OF YOU !
OOH, THAT WASA CLOSE CALL.
THANK YOU,KIND NEWFIE.
GOD DAMMIT,WE NEED TO GET TO
THE NEW PRIMEMINISTER, NOW !
OH, YEAH THE PRIMEMINISTER, EH ?
HE SURE HAS SCREWED UPTHINGS FOR NEWFOUNDLAND.
LIFE JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAMESINCE HE MADE SODOMY ILLEGAL.
WELL, COME WITH US !
MAYBE YOU CAN ASK TO HIM TOTAKE HIS SODOMY BAN AWAY !
CAN WE JUST GETGOING, PLEASE ?!
YEAH, SURE, EXCEPTTHERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
YOU FOLKS IS GOINGTHE WRONG WAY.
BUT I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLYONE ROAD IN CANADA !
YEAH, AND YOU ALL WENTTHE WRONG DIRECTION ON IT.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT !OTTAWA IS THAT WAY.
OF COURSE !
OTTAWA LEFT,NEWFOUNDLAND RIGHT !
OH, NO !
HOW COULD YOU BESO STUPID ?!
THERE'S NO WAY WE CANGO ALL THE WAY BACK !
WE'LL NEVERMAKE IT NOW !
IT'S OKAY, BOYS, THE POWER ISINSIDE US TO GET TO OTTAWA !
WE CAN WISHOURSELVES THERE !
OH YES, LET'SWISH OURSELVES THERE !
( harp plucking,heavenly choir )
IS IT WORKING ?
OH, GOD DAMN IT !
WELL, I WARNED YOU,KYLE !
I TOLD YOU IF I MISSED CHRISTMASWE WERE GONNA THROW DOWN !
WELL, IT'S ON.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT OUTRIGHT NOW !
OF COURSE, WE COULD ALWAYSTAKE MY BOAT, EH ?
OH YES !
ON THE RIVER WE COULD TRAVELTO OTTAWA IN NO TIME !
WELL, COME ON !
OKAY, NEXT STOP: THE NEWPRIME MINISTER !
DO YOU THINK WE CANSTILL MAKE IT IN TIME ?
WE BETTER, KYLE...OR YOU'RE DEAD.
Steve The Newfoundlander & The Sodomy Ban
The boys get help from Steve the Newfoundlander, who invites himself to join their mission.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys entcounter a Canadian Wizard of OZ. They then head to Ottawa to find the prime minister.x CLOSE
The boys get help from Steve the Newfoundlander, who invites himself to join their mission.x CLOSE
The Canadian prime minister turns out to be Saddam Hussein. Upon his defeat, Kyle gets Ike back.x CLOSE
Ike's biological parents return to try to reclaim Ike/ peter.x CLOSE
A court rules that Ike must go back to Canada with his biological parents.x CLOSE
Kyle gets what he deserves for being Jewish at Christmastime.x CLOSE
South Park decides to give money to the Broflovskis instead of buying presents.x CLOSE
The boys agree to help Kyle so that they'll get more presents.x CLOSE
City Wok guy runs a discount travel company -- City Airlines.x CLOSE
The boys take off for Canada aboard the City Wok guy's airplane.x CLOSE