ARRIVED AT THETIME BORDER TODAY,

SOME EVEN BRINGINGTHEIR ENTIRE FAMILIES.

THE PURPLISH GOO THAT THEYHAVE ON THEIR BODIES

WHEN THEY ARRIVE IS ANECTO-PLASMIC SIDE EFFECT

OF THE TIME TRAVEL PROCESS.

THIS IS ALL GIVING SCIENTISTSA GREAT OPPORTUNITY

TO LEARN EVEN MORE ABOUTAMERICAN LIFE IN THE FUTURE.

CHRIS HALL JOINS US NOW--CHRIS ?

YES THERE ARE INCREDIBLETHINGS WE'RE LEARNING

ABOUT AMERICANSIN THE FUTURE, AARON.

IT APPEARS THAT IN THE FUTURE,AMERICANS HAVE EVOLVED INTO

A HAIRLESS, UNIFORM,MIX OF ALL RACES.

THEY ARE ALL ONE COLOR,

WHICH IS A YELLOWY LIGHTBROWNISH WHITISH COLOR.

IT SEEMS RACE IS NO LONGERAN ISSUE IN THE FUTURE

BECAUSE ALL ETHNICITIESHAVE MIXED INTO ONE.

PERHAPS MOST INTERESTING

IS HOW THIS HAS AFFECTEDTHEIR LANGUAGE.

THE PEOPLE IN THE FUTURESPEAK A COMPLETE MIX

OF ENGLISH, CHINESE, TURKISHAND INDEED ALL WORLD LANGUAGES,

WHICH SOUNDS SOMETHINGLIKE THIS:

GRAWASK AWKAWKKAWWKWAK.

BACK TO YOU, AARON.

APPARENTLY THE PEOPLEFROM THE FUTURE

ARE HAVING A PRETTY EASY TIMEFINDING WORK.

SINCE THEY OFFER TO WORKFOR SUCH LOW WAGES,

THEY'RE BEING HIREDALL OVER AMERICA.

THIS IS BULLCRAP !

I AIN'T STANDINGFOR THIS !

WE'RE MAD AS HELL !

ALRIGHT FOLKS, MY NAME ISDARYL WEATHERS

AND I'M WITH THE CONSTRUCTIONWORKERS UNION.

I WORK WITH A LOT OF FINE MENWHO HAVE FAMILIES TO FEED.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,BUT WE WORKED LONG AND HARD

TO GET OUR PAYUP TO A LEVEL

WHERE WE COULD MAKEA DECENT LIVING.

AND NOW, THESE PEOPLE FROMTHE FUTURE ARE SHOWING UP

AND OFFERING TO DO THE SAME WORKFOR NEXT TO NOTHIN' !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

YEAH !

THEY SURE DID !THEY DID !

WE'RE IN THEMOVING BUSINESS.

14 YEARS WE BEEN WORKINGOUR BUTTS OFF.

NOW THESEFUTURE FOLK COME IN

AND WE CAN'T GETWORK NOWHERE !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK YOUR JOB !

YEAH !TOOK YOUR JOBS !

WHAT ABOUT US IN THEFAST FOOD BUSINESS ?

THE RESTAURANTSARE FIRING US

'CAUSE THE FUTURE PEOPLEWORK FOR A LOT LESS.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK THEIR JOBS !

THEY TOOK YOUR JOBS !TOOK YOUR JOBS !

( Stan )IT'S AFFECTING KIDS TOO !

ME AND MY FRIENDS STARTED OUROWN SNOW SHOVELING BUSINESS.

WE WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLEAND MAKE MONEY, YOU KNOW ?

BUT THEN THE PEOPLE FROMTHE FUTURE CAME ALONG,

AND NOW WE'REOUT OF WORK TOO !

OH--THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK THEIR JOBS !

THEY TOOK YOUR JOBS !

TOOK YER DURRR !

( future speaking )