ARRIVED AT THETIME BORDER TODAY,
SOME EVEN BRINGINGTHEIR ENTIRE FAMILIES.
THE PURPLISH GOO THAT THEYHAVE ON THEIR BODIES
WHEN THEY ARRIVE IS ANECTO-PLASMIC SIDE EFFECT
OF THE TIME TRAVEL PROCESS.
THIS IS ALL GIVING SCIENTISTSA GREAT OPPORTUNITY
TO LEARN EVEN MORE ABOUTAMERICAN LIFE IN THE FUTURE.
CHRIS HALL JOINS US NOW--CHRIS ?
YES THERE ARE INCREDIBLETHINGS WE'RE LEARNING
ABOUT AMERICANSIN THE FUTURE, AARON.
IT APPEARS THAT IN THE FUTURE,AMERICANS HAVE EVOLVED INTO
A HAIRLESS, UNIFORM,MIX OF ALL RACES.
THEY ARE ALL ONE COLOR,
WHICH IS A YELLOWY LIGHTBROWNISH WHITISH COLOR.
IT SEEMS RACE IS NO LONGERAN ISSUE IN THE FUTURE
BECAUSE ALL ETHNICITIESHAVE MIXED INTO ONE.
PERHAPS MOST INTERESTING
IS HOW THIS HAS AFFECTEDTHEIR LANGUAGE.
THE PEOPLE IN THE FUTURESPEAK A COMPLETE MIX
OF ENGLISH, CHINESE, TURKISHAND INDEED ALL WORLD LANGUAGES,
WHICH SOUNDS SOMETHINGLIKE THIS:
GRAWASK AWKAWKKAWWKWAK.
BACK TO YOU, AARON.
APPARENTLY THE PEOPLEFROM THE FUTURE
ARE HAVING A PRETTY EASY TIMEFINDING WORK.
SINCE THEY OFFER TO WORKFOR SUCH LOW WAGES,
THEY'RE BEING HIREDALL OVER AMERICA.
THIS IS BULLCRAP !
I AIN'T STANDINGFOR THIS !
WE'RE MAD AS HELL !
ALRIGHT FOLKS, MY NAME ISDARYL WEATHERS
AND I'M WITH THE CONSTRUCTIONWORKERS UNION.
I WORK WITH A LOT OF FINE MENWHO HAVE FAMILIES TO FEED.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,BUT WE WORKED LONG AND HARD
TO GET OUR PAYUP TO A LEVEL
WHERE WE COULD MAKEA DECENT LIVING.
AND NOW, THESE PEOPLE FROMTHE FUTURE ARE SHOWING UP
AND OFFERING TO DO THE SAME WORKFOR NEXT TO NOTHIN' !
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
YEAH !
THEY SURE DID !THEY DID !
WE'RE IN THEMOVING BUSINESS.
14 YEARS WE BEEN WORKINGOUR BUTTS OFF.
NOW THESEFUTURE FOLK COME IN
AND WE CAN'T GETWORK NOWHERE !
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
THEY TOOK YOUR JOB !
YEAH !TOOK YOUR JOBS !
WHAT ABOUT US IN THEFAST FOOD BUSINESS ?
THE RESTAURANTSARE FIRING US
'CAUSE THE FUTURE PEOPLEWORK FOR A LOT LESS.
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
THEY TOOK THEIR JOBS !
THEY TOOK YOUR JOBS !TOOK YOUR JOBS !
( Stan )IT'S AFFECTING KIDS TOO !
ME AND MY FRIENDS STARTED OUROWN SNOW SHOVELING BUSINESS.
WE WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLEAND MAKE MONEY, YOU KNOW ?
BUT THEN THE PEOPLE FROMTHE FUTURE CAME ALONG,
AND NOW WE'REOUT OF WORK TOO !
OH--THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
THEY TOOK THEIR JOBS !
THEY TOOK YOUR JOBS !
TOOK YER DURRR !
( future speaking )
They Took Our Jobs
Goobacks s08e06
The people from the future are putting Americans out of work.

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