IN A MOMENT WE WILLBE OVER THE BASE.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IN.
ANY ATTEMPTS ON GROUNDWOULD BE EASILY SPOTTEDBY GUARD POSTS.
I HATE TO SEND YOUBACK IN THERE, TOWELIE,
BUT ONLY YOU HAVE THEIR SECURITYSYSTEM IN YOUR MEMORY BANKS.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALWAYSGOOD TO BRING A TOWEL.
GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
THE FATE OF THE WORLDIS DEPENDING ON YOU.
WE'RE NOT DOING ITFOR THE WORLD,
WE'RE DOING ITFOR OUR VIDEO GAME.GOD, ARE YOU DEAF ?
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
WHEN YOU DROP FROM THEPLANE, COVER AND ROLL.
GO IT ?YEAH.
GO, GO, GO, GO !
( sighs )
DUDE, I FIGUREDIT OUT.WHAT ?
IF WE CAN GO IN AND GETTHE GAMESPHERE IN 30 MINUTES,
WE COULD STILL BEBACK AT YOUR HOUSE PLAYINGVIDEO GAMES BY MIDNIGHT.
SO THAT'D BE WHAT, LIKE,EIGHT HOURS WE COULDPLAY BEFORE SCHOOL ?
SEVEN AND A HALF.
HURRY UP,STUPID PARACHUTE.
ALL RIGHT, I THINKWE GO OVER THERE.
COME ON, TOWELIE,THE GUY SAID
YOU HAD THE SECURITY SYSTEMIN YOUR MEMORY BANKS.
HEY, IT'S BEENA LONG TIME.
YOU JUST HAVE NOLONG-TERM MEMORY
BECAUSE YOU GET HIGHALL THE TIME.
DON'T PREACH TO ME,FATSO !
I CAN PREACH TO YOU ALL I WANT'CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID !
YOU'RE STUPID !
YEAH, BUTYOU'RE A TOWEL.
YOU'RE A TOWEL !
JUST LET MEGET HIGH.
I KNOW I CAN REMEMBERIF I GET HIGH.
OH, GOD DAMN IT.
ALL RIGHT, FINE, HERE'SYOUR STUPID LIGHTER.
( "Popeye" theme )
WAIT A SECOND.
( buttons beeping )
THAT'S IT ?
YEAH, THAT'S THE MELODYTO FUNKYTOWN.
( playing Funkytown on keypad )
♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWNTO FUNKYTOWN ♪
NO, TOWELIE,THE ENTRY CODE !
FOR WHAT ?
GOD DAMN IT,
I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOCLIMB THE STUPID FENCE.
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE