LOOK, UH, I ACTUALLYCAME OVER
BECAUSE I'M A LITTLECONCERNED
ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGSYOU TOLD MY SON.
YOU KNOW, ABOUT...GOD AND STUFF.
OH BOY, YOU THINK WE WERETRYING TO CONVERT HIM.
OH, MR. MARSH,I AM SO SORRY.
WE JUST MOVED HEREFROM UTAH
AND WE'RE SO USED TO EVERYONEBEING MORMON THAT WE--
WE FORGET NOT EVERYONEWANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT !
OH BOY, YOUMUST BE FURIOUS !
WELL... NO,NO, I JUST--
YOU JUST HEARD YOUR SONTALKING ABOUT RELIGIOUS IDEALS
THAT AREN'T YOUR OWNAND YOU SAID,
"WHO THE HECK DO THESEPEOPLE THINK THEY ARE ?"
I'M REALLY,TRULY SORRY, MR. MARSH,
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
YOU CAN...CALL ME RANDY.
RANDY, THE LAST THING WE WANTIS FOR PEOPLE TO THINK
WE'RE PUSHING OUR RELIGION.
WE KNOW THERE ARE A LOTOF BELIEFS OUT THERE
AND OURS JUSTWORKS FOR US.
TO EACH HIS OWN,RIGHT ?
YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST,I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANY MORMONS,
I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE.
WHO WAS THISJOSEPH SMITH GUY ?
WHY DID HE BELIEVETHAT NATIVE AMERICANS
WERE ACTUALLY WHITE PEOPLEFROM JERUSALEM ?
WELL, BECAUSE HE FOUNDANCIENT BOOKS
THEY HAD WRITTENON GOLD PLATES.
RIGHT WHERE THE ANGEL MORONISAID THEY WOULD BE.
I FOUND THEM !I FOUND THEM !
YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE IT, EVERYBODY !
I FOUND THEM !
FOUND WHAT ?
ANOTHER NEW TESTAMENTOF JESUS CHRIST !
WHAT ?!WHAT'D HE SAY ?
LAST NIGHT, A NATIVE AMERICANANGEL TOLD ME
WHERE I COULD FIND ANOTHERTESTAMENT OF JESUS CHRIST,
SO I WENT OUT TO THE WOODS...
I DUG AROUND ALL MORNING WHERETHE ANGEL HAD TOLD ME TO LOOK.
HMMM, MAYBE THERE ISN'TANYTHING OUT HERE.
( clink )
WAIT A TICK !WHAT'S THIS ?
INSIDE THE STONE BOX, I FOUNDTHE MAGICAL SEER STONES.
UNDER THAT, I FOUNDFOUR GOLD PLATES
WRITTEN INSTRANGE WRITING.
THIS MUST BE THE GOSPEL THATJESUS TOLD THE NEPHITES !
WELL, THEY WERE THE MOST AMAZINGTHINGS I'D EVER GAZED UPON !
WELL,SO WHERE ARE THEY ?
WHERE ARE WHAT ?
THE GOLD PLATES ANDTHE SEER STONES !
WHERE ARE THEY ?
OH, WELL, I WAS NOTALLOWED TO TAKE THEM.
YOU SEE, AFTER I FOUNDTHE PLATES
THE ANGEL MORONIAPPEARED TO ME AGAIN
AND SAID THAT I AM NOTALLOWED TO SHOW THE PLATES
OR THE SEER STONESTO ANYBODY !
BECAUSE FIRST I MUST TRANSLATEWHAT'S WRITTEN ON THE PLATES
INTO ENGLISH, SO YOU CANALL READ IT !
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
WOW !THAT'S AMAZING !
♪ HE FOUND THE STONESAND GOLDEN PLATES ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
♪ EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ELSEEVER SAW THEM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
Joseph Smith: Part 2
The Harrisons tell Randy about Joseph Smith.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Gary's dad starts to tell Stan the story of Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism.x CLOSE
The Harrisons tell Randy about Joseph Smith.x CLOSE
Gary tells Stan how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.x CLOSE
Gary, a transfer student from Utah, arrives in the boys' class.x CLOSE
Stan set out to kick Gary's ass and winds up with a dinner invitation.x CLOSE
Stan meets Gary's incredibly happy family.x CLOSE
Stan's dad needs to put these new religious kooks in their place.x CLOSE
The Harrisons welcome Randy with open arms.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh decides the family is converting to Mormonism.x CLOSE
Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.x CLOSE