NOW, WE'VE GOT TO DOSOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR.
AND YOUR NAILS ARE FILTHY,LET'S GET THOSE CLEAN.
THIS IS GAY GOLD !
STOP THEM !THEY'RE CRAB PEOPLE !
THEY CANNOT SEE ORHEAR US, FOOLISH MAN !
NOW STAND BY AND WATCH
AS YOUR PITIFUL RACEBECOMES HELPLESS !
THAT IS VERY GOOD,MR. PRESIDENT !
NOW, PUT ON THISSILK JACKET.
NO, MR. PRESIDENT,DON'T DO IT !
THAT LOOKS GREAT !
NOW, HOW ABOUTSOME MOISTURIZER.
THERE THEY ARE !GET 'EM !
YOU TURNED OUR HUSBANDS INTOWHINY LITTLE WUSSES !
IT'S PAYBACK TIME !
OH MY GOD !WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
NO, NOOO !
WHA-- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?
WE'RE SORRY, BUT WE DIDN'THAVE A CHOICE.
YOU SEE, AT FIRST WE LIKEDHAVING OUR MEN
BE CLEAN AND NEAT.
WE THOUGHT THAT HAVING THEMUSE PRODUCT IN THEIR HAIR
AND WANTING FACIALSWOULD MAKE THEM SEXIER.
BUT IT DOESN'T.
THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN THOUGH MYSTEPHEN SICKS ME OUT SOMETIMES,
IT'S HIS RUGGED, MANLY GROSSNESSTHAT I'M ATTRACTED TO.
WE'RE SORRY, BUT WE KNEWTHE ONLY ANSWER
WAS TO KILL THEQUEER EYE GUYS.
WELL, YOU'RE GOING TOJAIL FOR THE--
WAIT A MINUTE--WHAT IS THAT ?
NO, OUR EVIL PLANS.
OH MY GOD.
THEY WERE CRAB PEOPLE.
THEY WERE TRYING TOSYSTEMATICALLY
MAKE MEN INTO WUSSES SO THEYCOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD !
MOM !KYLE !
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWNTHEY WERE CRAB PEOPLE.
THEY TRIED THIS BEFOREWITH "THE JEFFERSONS".
SO NOW CAN YOU PLEASE CHANGEYOUR NETWORK'S PROGRAMMING ?
YES, I THINK THISGAY FAD IS OVER.
GENTLEMEN,BACK TO STUDIO 12.
WE'RE GONNA BRING BACKTHE LATIN FAD !
HEY, JEFE,YOU WANT SOME CERVESA ?
HEY, ESE, YOU WANNA COMEPLAY CATCH WITH US ?
YOU WANT ME TOHANG OUT WITH YOU ?
YEAH, IT'S COOL, HOLMES.
NO, DUDE,IT REALLY ISN'T COOL.
YOU ALL TURNEDYOUR BACKS ON ME.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MYBEST FRIENDS AND YOU JUST,
YOU TREATED MELIKE NOTHING.
AND NOW YOU ALL EXPECT METO JUST FORGET IT ALL
AND HANG OUT WITH YOU AGAINLIKE NOTHING HAPPENED ?
OH JESUS, KYLE, DON'T BE SUCHA WHINY LITTLE GAY-WAD.
COME PLAY CATCHWITH US.
YEAH, DON'T BESUCH A FAG, DUDE !
The Latin Fad is Back
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE