ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
( kids )GOOD MORNING, MR. GARRISON.
WELL... DON'T YOU ALLLOOK NICE.
( door opens )
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOUDOING ?
I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLEIN THAT STUFF, DUDE.
I'M JUST BEING ME.
TOLD YOU YOU GUYSWERE STRAIGHT !
WE'RE NOT STRAIGHT,YOU'RE STRAIGHT !
YOU'RE STRAIGHT !
YOU'RE STRAIGHTLIKE A FREEWAY !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
YOU WISH YOU WERE GAY,CRAIG, IN YOUR DREAMS !
I'M NOT JUST GAY,I'M A CATAMITE !
SO, I'M HALFBISEXUAL !
OH, STOP IT !
YOU KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT !
ERIC, YOU'RE NOTHALF BI !
I'M LIKE,A QUARTER BI.
MY GRANDPA WAS BI,
SO THAT MAKES MEQUARTER BI !
IT WAS THE CRAZIEST THINGI'VE EVER SEEN, MR. SLAVE.
ALL THE CHILDREN WERESUDDENLY ACTING LIKE
BEING GAY WAS COOL.
I MEAN, MAYBEWE'RE NOT THE ONLY
GAY COUPLE IN TOWN ANYMORE.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
( thumping dance music )
LOOK AT THAT,MR. SLAVE !
OUR CUP RUNNETH OVER.
JESUS CHRIST !
MR. GARRISON,THOSE ARE GREAT PANTS.
THANKS, JIMBO, I REALLYLIKE YOUR OUTFIT TOO.
SO, SO, JIMBO,
YOU WANNA COME BACKTO MY PLACE
WITH ME AND MR. SLAVE ?
UH, FOR WHAT ?
WELL, YOU KNOW...
MR. GARRISON !HEY, DOLL !
OH, HEY, RANDY.
YOU'RE LOOKINGULTRA FABULOUS.
THANKS, YOU TOO.
SO, UH, RANDY,
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOUA HAND JOB IN THE BATHROOM ?
NO, NO THANKS,I'M NOT LIKE THAT.
NOT LIKE THAT ?
HOW ABOUT SOMESHIRAZ, GUYS ?
OH, THANKS, MR. TWEEK.
MY PLEASURE,SILLY BUNS.
WELL, MR. TWEEK, WHY DON'T WEGO BACK TO MY PLACE ?
WELL, YOU KNOW,I WAS JUST THINKING
WE COULD PUT ON SOME MUSICAND WATCH VIDEOS
AND POUND MR. SLAVE'STIGHT LITTLE ASS.
OOH, JESUS CHRIST.
OH, GOODNESS NO,I'M STRAIGHT.
OH, WHAT-- JUST WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?!
WHY WON'T ANYBODY POUNDMR. SLAVE'S BUTT ?
WELL, WE DON'TPOUND BUTT, MR. GARRISON,
THOSE PANTS AND THOSE SHOESSAY YOU POUND BUTT !
HEY, NOW,THAT'S NOT TRUE.
MY SHOES DON'T SAYI POUND BUTT.
NO, YOUR SHOES SAY YOUTAKE IT IN THE BUTT !
IT'S OKAY, MR. GARRISON,
WE'VE LEARNED THAT GAYSARE TOTALLY COOL.
YOU'RE JUSTONE OF US NOW !
( all )YEAH !
ONE OF YOU ?!
WE SPEND OUR WHOLE LIVESTRYING TO NOT BE ONE OF YOU !
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US !
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE