We have got to get you sometighter fitting shirts !
Then it's "Boy Meets Boy"followed by "Will and Grace".
And then: "The Love Boat...With Men".
MY GOODNESS, THERE CERTAINLYARE A LOT OF GAY SHOWS
ON TELEVISION THESE DAYS.
YEAH, I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT GAYS ARE FINALLYBEING SO ACCEPTED.
HI, MOM, HI, DAD !
KYLE, WHAT'SHAPPENED TO YOU ?
I'M JUST TRYINGTO FIT IN, DADDY,
DON'T BE SUCHA DRAMA QUEEN.
OH MY GOD !
COME ON, SHEILA,WE BETTER GO TELL
THE OTHER PARENTSWHAT'S GOING ON !
( doorbell rings,knocking )
OH, HI, GERALD, SHEILA.
WE NEED TO TALK TO YOUABOUT THE BOYS.
SURE, COME ON IN.
THE GUYS ARE ALLWATCHING TV.
OH, IS THE GAME ONOR SOMETHING ?
( dance music )
HEY, GERALD !HOW ARE YOU ?
HI, GERALD !GERALD !
SIT DOWN, GER-GER.
"QUEER EYE FOR THESTRAIGHT GUY" IS ON.
OH NO, YOU GUYS ALLTURNED GAY TOO ?
( laughter )
NOT GAY, GERALD--METROSEXUAL.
WHAT'S THAT ?
JUST BECAUSE A GUYCARES ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS
AND IS IN TOUCH WITHHIS FEMININE SIDE
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'REGAY ANYMORE !
YEAH, METROSEXUALMEANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT
BUT YOU APPRECIATETHE GAY CULTURE.
IT'S SUPER FABULOUS,WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SHIRAZ ?
DON'T OUR MENLOOK AMAZING ?
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
"QUEER EYE FOR THESTRAIGHT GUY", SHEILA ?
THESE FIVE GAY MEN GO AROUND
AND SHOW STRAIGHT MENHOW TO BETTER THEMSELVES.
IT'S THE BEST !
IT IS ?
WELL, SURE, SHEILA,
OUR HUSBANDS ARE ALLSO CLEAN AND NEAT.
MY RANDY IRONS HIS CLOTHESAND EVEN HAS PEDICURES !
AND THEY LIKE TO TALK ABOUTTHEIR FEELINGS NOW
AND DRINK WINEAND DECORATE THE HOUSE !
MY STEVENSHAVED HIS CHEST.
AND HIS BALLS !OOH, I LOVE IT !
AND HOW ABOUTOUR BOYS, HUH ?
EVER SINCE GAY CULTUREBECAME COOL
OUR BOYS BATHE EVERY NIGHT
AND BRUSH THEIR TEETHTHREE TIMES A DAY.
THIS IS THEGREATEST THING EVER.
I DON'T KNOW,
SOMETIMES BOYS TAKECULTURAL FADS TOO FAR.
( school bell rings )
South Park's Gone Metro
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE