RIGHT, BUT IN THE 1340s,
PEOPLE IN ENGLANDSTOPPED CALLING IT "SCITE"
AND STARTEDCALLING IT "SHIT"--
THE SAME YEAR ASTHE BLACK PLAGUE.
THIS IS THE OLDEST BOOKIN THE LIBRARY--
A PRICELESS ORIGINAL OFENGLAND'S HISTORY.
JUST ABOUT EVERYTHINGYOU COULD WANT TO KNOWABOUT THE PLAGUE
IS IN THIS GREAT TOME.
( blows )
WELL, THIS OTHER BOOK HASSOME GOOD INFORMATION TOO.
THE BLACK PLAGUE--
OVER HALF OF EUROPEWAS KILLED BY IT.
LOOK, THEY'RE PUKING OUTTHEIR INTESTINES
JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE HERE.
LOOK AT THIS, CHILDREN,
IT SAYS THE PEOPLE IN ENGLANDBELIEVED THE PLAGUE WAS A CURSE.
"A DARK MAGIC INFLICTION
BROUGHT ON BY A MASS UTTERANCEOF A WORD OF CURSE."
WORD OF CURSE ?
A... CURSE WORD.OF COURSE !
I'VE NEVER EVEN THOUGHTABOUT WHY WE USE THE TERM"CURSE WORD" BEFORE.
BECAUSE IT BRINGS A CURSE,LIKE THE BLACK DEATH.
YOU GUYS, LOOK HERE.
IN THIS"NANCY DREW" MYSTERY
NANCY GOES TO THE BEACH ANDGETS SAND TRAPPED IN HER SHOE.
THIS COULD EXPLAIN HOWKYLE GOT IT IN HIS VAGINA.
CARTMAN,THIS IS SERIOUS !
SO AM I, KYLE.
IF THAT SAND IN YOUR VAGINADOESN'T GET RELEASED
YOU COULD BECOMEA WALKING TIME BOMB.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
IF YOU DON'T MINDI'LL HAVE TO CLOSE UP NOW.
THEY'RE GOING TO SAY "SHIT"SEVEN TIMES ON HBC AND--
HOLY SHIT !OH-HO, GROSS !
DUDE, THIS PLAGUE ISSPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE.
( Kenny coughing )
KENNY'S GOT IT,HEH, HEH.
WE GOTTADO SOMETHING, CHEF.
IF WE DON'T STOPTHAT NETWORK
"SHIT" WILL BECOME AN EVENMORE ACCEPTABLE WORD.
CHILDREN, WE'VE GOT TO WARNTHOSE PRODUCERS IN HOLLYWOOD
THAT THE PLAGUE AND "SHIT",COULD BE LINKED.
History of Shit
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE