WHERE THE RESIDENTS AREENTERING THE THIRD DAY
OF THEIR SIT-IN TO TRYAND STOP NATIVE AMERICANS
FROM BUILDING A SUPER HIGHWAYTHROUGH THEIR TOWN.
THE TEMPERATURE IS LOW, BUTSPIRITS ARE PRETTY LOW TOO.
WHAT DO THEY WANT ?
WE'RE NOT MOVING,ASS-FACES !
FREE BLANKET ?
THOUGH WE KNOWWE HAVE DIFFERENCES,
WE BELIEVE THAT A COMPROMISECAN BE REACHED.
IN THE MEANTIME, IT HURTS USTO SEE YOU ALL ON TELEVISION
SITTING IN THE COLD.
WILL YOU NOT TAKE THIS OFFERINGAS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL ?
YOU HAD MEAT "FREE BLANKET".
FREE BLANKET ?FREE BLANKET ?
TOM, IT NOW LOOKS AS IFTHE NATIVE AMERICANS
ARE HANDING OUT BLANKETSAS A SIGN OF GOODWILL
TOWARDS THESOUTH PARK PEOPLE.
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAYOF COMPASSION.
I CERTAINLY HOPE THERE'SNOTHING SINISTER BEHIND IT.
PLEASE, AS A TOKENOF GOOD FAITH.
YOU... UNDERSTAND IF I'M ALITTLE WARY OF TRUSTING YOU.
IT IS ONLY A BLANKET,MR. MARSH.
( coughing, groaning )
TOM, IT'S TUESDAYMORNING NOW
AND THE OUTBREAK OF SARSIN SOUTH PARK
HAS REACHEDEPIC PROPORTIONS.
( coughs, sniffs )
THE ENTIRE TOWNHAS BEEN QUARANTINED
BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,NOBODY ALLOWED IN OR OUT,
WHICH MEANS NOBODY CANCOME TO OUR AID.
IT APPEARS THIS TOWN, AND THISREPORTER, ARE DONE FOR.
COMING UP NEXT, CHOOSINGTHE RIGHT HAIR CONDITIONER--
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUTHAIR CARE PRODUCTS
COULD BE COSTING YOUA BUNDLE !
( coughing )
IT'S ALRIGHT, DAD.
HOW IS YOUR MOTHER ?
SHE'S HANGING IN THERE.
HERE, DRINK SOME BEER.
IT'S COOL ON MY TONGUE.
YOU'RE GONNA BEALRIGHT.
STANLEY, LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE SARS.
THERE'S ONLY A 98% CHANCETHAT I WILL LIVE.
NO, DAD, NO !
LISTEN, STAN !
SARS IS DESTROYINGOUR PEOPLE.
THE NATIVE AMERICANS PUT ITIN THE BLANKETS THEY GAVE US.
( coughs )
SOON THERE WILL BEONLY 98% OF US LEFT.
WHAT CAN I DO ?
YOU-- MUST FIND A CUREFOR SARS, SON,
AND SAVE OUR PEOPLE.
CURE SARS ?!AW, JESUS !
THE SPIRIT OFMIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE
IS STRONG IN YOU, STAN.
SEEK OUT THE WISE MANIN BELLOCREEK.
NOW GO, GO !
The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad loses his house to the casino.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park hit a long shot bet, then squander all their money trying to win again.x CLOSE
The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.x CLOSE
The boys arrive at a casino with Stan's and Kyle's parents.x CLOSE
The boys watch Native American standup comedy.x CLOSE
South Park considers pooling its resources to buy its property back.x CLOSE
Stan recalls all the fun (i.e., violence) South Park has known through the years.x CLOSE
The boys convince South Park to make one last bet in the casino.x CLOSE
The boys try to convince South Park to stand and fight.x CLOSE
The boys stand in the street to block the bulldozers and are joined - eventually -- by the rest of South Park.x CLOSE