"THE PASSION" HAS MADEALMOST 400 MILLION DOLLARS
AT THE BOX OFFICE NOW.
EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRYIS GOING TO SEE THAT MOVIE.
I GUESS WE HAVE TOGO SEE IT TOO.
THAT MOVIE SUCKED !
THAT TOTALLY SUCKED !
HOW DO THEY EVENCALL THAT A MOVIE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S BULLCRAP, DUDE,
LET'S GO GETOUR MONEY BACK !
WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE HOWHORRIBLE CHRIST'S DEATH WAS.
OH HONEY, LET'S BE GOODCHRISTIANS FROM NOW ON !
I THINK IF MORE PEOPLESAW "THE PASSION"
THEY'D HAVEFAITH IN JESUS.
YEAH, IT REALLY GUILT-TRIPS YOUINTO BELIEVING.
HEY, WE WANTOUR MONEY BACK.
THAT MOVIE SUCKED ASS,
GIVE US BACKOUR EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.
I CAN'T REFUNDYOUR MONEY.
YOU SAT THROUGHTHE WHOLE MOVIE.
THAT WASN'T A MOVIE,THAT WAS A SNUFF FILM.
YOU CAN'T CHARGE PEOPLE
TO WATCH A GUY GETTORTURED FOR TWO HOURS.
THAT GUY HAPPENSTO BE JESUS.
AND HE WENT THROUGHALL THAT
TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS !
WE GO TO CHURCHTO LEARN THAT STUFF !
WE GO TO MOVIESTO BE ENTERTAINED.
WE WEREN'T ENTERTAINEDAND WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK !
I'M NOT ALLOWED TOGIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK
AFTER YOU SAT THROUGHTHE WHOLE MOVIE !
YOU'D HAVE TO TAKEYOUR COMPLAINT UP
WITH THE FILM'S PRODUCERS.
YOU'RE SAYING WE HAVE TOGET OUR MONEY BACK
FROM MEL GIBSON ?
YEAH, I'D LIKE TOSEE YOU TRY.
OH, WE WILL-THIS IS AMERICA.
AND IN AMERICA, IF SOMETHING SUCKS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLETO GET YOUR MONEY BACK !
COME ON, KENNY !
That Was A Snuff Film!
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE