EVERYONE STAY CLOSE.
PERHAPS THE GREAT RINGWORMOF BAILEY IS ABOUT !
RINGWORMS ARE NO MATCHFOR A DWARF.
YES, WE SHALLSLAY THE RINGWORM
AND TAKE ITS BOUNTYOF TREASURE !
FOR THAT ISTHE WAY OF THE--
I SHALL PUT A MAGICSPELL ON YOU !
I HAVE BLOCKEDYOUR SPELL, WIZARD !
HEY, WHAT ARE YOUGUYS DOING ?
WE'RE PLAYING"HARRY POTTER" !
YOU GUYS, SOMEBODY'SFOLLOWING US !
YES, HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING USFOR LIKE TWO HOURS.
LET THE BUTTERS SEE IT.
JUST IGNORE HIM,MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.
HEY FELLAS, MIND IF WETAKE A LITTLE REST ?
THERE IS NO TIMEFOR REST, SORCERER !
KEEP UP !
( shouting )
THEY ARE COMING.
YOU GUYSGO ON AHEAD !
JIMMY, ARE YOU SURE ?
YOU SHALL NOTP-PAA...
YOU SHALL NOT PAA...
YOU SHALL NOT PA...
YOU SHALL NOT--YOU SHALL NOT--
YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
JIMMY DIDN'T STOP THEM !
THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE THELORD OF THE RINGS FROM US !
QUICK, CROSS THE RIVER !
6th GRADERSCAN'T STAND WATER !
WHAT ?THAT'S STUPID.
I AM A HIGH RANKINGWHITE WIZARD, CRAIG,
AND I SAY 6th GRADERSARE OPPOSED TO WATER.
I'M GOING BACK TO PLAY WITHTHE HARRY POTTER KIDS.
GO AHEAD AND PLAY HARRY-BUTTHOLE-PUSSY-POTTER !
JUST GET ACROSS THE RIVER,THEY'RE COMING !
WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH YOU GUYS ?!
GET THE TAPE !
DUDE, I DON'TWANNA GET WET.
YEAH, I DON'T REALLYLIKE THE WATER.
BESIDES, IF OURBIKES GET WET
THE CHAINS'LL RUST.
OH GOD DAMMIT !COME ON, WE'LL FIND A BRIDGE.
You Shall Not Paaaaaa
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE