( narrator )AND SO IT WAS THAT THE HEROSTRAVELED MANY MILES
TO RETURN THE LORD OF THE RINGSTO THE VIDEO STORE.
WE HAVE REACHED THE GREAT PASSOF MOUNT UUURLUROCH !
LOOK OUT !
WE WEREALMOST KILLED !
A DARK WIZARD MUST BETRYING TO STOP US !
TRUE, SOMEONE OR SOMETHINGDOESN'T WANT THIS VIDEO
RETURNED TO THEVIDEO STORE !
( doorbell )
OH, HELLO, EVERYBODY.
STEVE, WE HEARD THATA BUNCH OF THE KIDS
WERE OVER HEREA LITTLE WHILE AGO.
WELL, YES,I BELIEVE THEY WERE,
BUT THEY'VE GONE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
WE THINK OUR BOYS MIGHT BESHOWING OTHER CHILDREN A...
BUT TOKEN'S NEVERSEEN A PORNO BEFORE !
HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT--OH GOD !
DID THE BOYSCOME OVER AND--
SHOW YOU A MOVIE ?
ALRIGHT, TOKEN, WE KNOWYOU MUST BE VERY CONFUSED
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW.
YES, UH,YOU SEE, TOKEN,
THAT WAS CALLEDA "PORNOGRAPHIC" FILM.
IT SHOWS ADULT MENAND ADULT WOMEN
YOU SEE, WHEN A MAN ANDA WOMAN FALL IN LOVE
THE MAN PUTS HIS PENISIN THE WOMAN'S VAGINA.
IT'S CALLED LOVEMAKING, ANDIT'S PART OF BEING IN LOVE.
AND WHEN THE WOMAN HAS FOURPENISES IN HER AT THE SAME TIME,
THEN STANDS OVER THE MENAND PEES ON THEM,
IS THAT PART OFBEING IN LOVE TOO ?
FIVE MIDGETS,SPANKING A MAN,
COVERED WITHTHOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING--
IS THAT MAKING LOVE ?
JESUS, WHAT KIND OFPORNO WAS THAT ?
IT WASBACKDOOR SLUTS 9.
OH JESUS,NOT THAT ONE !
OH GERALD, POOR KYLEMUST BE JUST AS CONFUSED
AND SCARED ASTHIS POOR KID !
TOKEN, THIS ISVERY IMPORTANT.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BOYS WENTWITH THE NAUGHTY TAPE ?
( Craig )WE'RE ENTERINGTHE LIMITS OF BAILEY.
When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE