AND CAPTUREDTHE NATION'S HEARTS.
THEY'VE MADE A NATION BELIEVEHEAVEN MIGHT BE UP THERE--
AND IT COULD PROVE TO BEA THREAT TO OUR COUNTRY.
PRESIDENT BUSH WILL SEEK U.N.APPROVAL FOR MILITARY ACTION.
BOYS, IT'S REALLY NEAT
THAT YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR OLDPAL KENNY SO MUCH, BUT--
BUT, IT'S TIME FOR YOUTO GET BACK TO SCHOOL
AND ON WITH YOUR LIVES.
NO, WE HAVE TOSEE KENNY !
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTANDTHAT KENNY'S BODY ISN'TUP IN THE CLOUDS.
HE WAS CREMATED.
CREMATED ?WHAT'S THAT ?
WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR BODY ISPUT INTO A BROILING OVEN
AND COOKED UNTILYOU'RE NOTHING BUT ASHES.
WHAT ?!FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY ?!
KYLE, ITS JUST WHATSOME PEOPLE DO !
ARE YOU GONNA BURN ME ? !
KYLE, THAT'S NOT THEISSUE RIGHT NOW.
JESUS CHRIST !
A PERSON'S ASHES AREPUT INTO AN URN,
AND THAT'S WHEREKENNY'S BODY IS.
YOU SEE, BOYS,KENNY IS IN HERE.
WAIT A MINUTE !THIS IS KITTY LITTER !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I DRANKTHE CHOCOLATE MILK MIX
AND REPLACED ITWITH KITTY LITTER.
YOU WHAT ?!
DUDE, DON'T YOU KNOWWHAT THIS MEANS ?
YOU DRANK KENNY !
YOU DID, DUDE !
YOU DRANK HISWHOLE BODY !
SHUT UP !
OH MY GOD, THIS IS AWFUL !AND DISGUSTING !
BAD, ERIC, BAD !
THAT EXPLAINS IT--
WHY I'M HAVING KENNY'SMEMORIES ALL THE TIME !
HIS SOUL IS INSIDE ME !
WELL, SO MUCH FOROUR WINNING TICKET.
CARTMAN PROBABLY DRANK THATWITH THE REST OF KENNY.
YEAH, GOOD JOB, FAT-ASS !
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.
I-- I HAVE TOFIND A PLACE
WHERE THEY REMOVE LIVING SOULSFROM YOUR BODY !
That Wasn't Chocolate Milk
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE