THAT'S IT ?
THAT'S IT !THE SONG'S OVER !
WE CAN LIGHT THE TREE !
( cheering )
OH, FINALLY !
GO ON, JIMMY !
THERE'S ONLY FIVE MORE SECONDSUNTIL CHRISTMAS.
( electric fizzle )
CHRISTMAS ISRUINED AGAIN !
( bells jingling )
HO HO HO !
( cheering & clapping )
MOM ! DAD !WE RODE IN SANTA'S SLEIGH !
WE BROUGHT CHRISTMASTO IRAQ !
EVERYONE, CAN I PLEASEHAVE YOUR ATTENTION ?
CHRISTMAS IS A VERY SPECIALTIME OF YEAR,
BUT THIS YEAR IT ALMOSTDIDN'T HAPPEN.
THERE'S A MAN NAMED JESUS WHOGAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE ME.
AND SO, I DECLARE THATEVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS DAY
WE SHOULD REMEMBER JESUSFOR WHAT HE DID
AND THANK HIM FOR IT.
FROM NOW ON, CHRISTMAS WILL BEA DAY FOR REMEMBERING
A BRAVE MANNAMED JESUS.
( cheering )
NOW IF YOU'LL ALLEXCUSE ME,
I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORKTO DO.
I'LL HELP YOU, SANTA !
OH, AND BOYS,YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE !
HO HO HO !MERRY CHRISTMAS !
WOW, LOOK, YOU GUYS !SANTA GOT US ALL HAIBO DOLLS !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
CARTMAN, I THOUGHT ALLYOU WANTED WAS A HAIBO DOLL !
YEAH, BUT NOT IFYOU GUYS HAVE ONE TOO !
NOW IT'S WORTHLESSAND GAY !
GOD DAMMIT, I'LL NEVERTRY TO BE NICE AGAIN !
WELL, ALL IN ALLI HAVE TO SAY
THIS WAS A PRETTYSPECIAL CHRISTMAS.
HEY GUYS,WHAT'S GOING ON ?
OH, HEY, KENNY.
DUDE, WHEREHAVE YOU BEEN ?
I'VE JUST BEENHANGING OUT.
WELL, COME ON, WE GOTTATELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED !
I'M SURE GLADIT'S OVER WITH !
YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE THINGSARE FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL.
We Brought Christmas To Iraq
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE