Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL( creaking )
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ?
HELLO ?KENNY ?
( Cartman huffing )
AW, DON'T TELL ME WEHAVEN'T EVEN REACHEDCLOUD CITY YET !
NO CLOUD CITY,NOT EVEN THE GIANT.
HEAVEN MUST STILL BEA LONG WAY OFF.
ALRIGHT, LOOK, I DIDN'TWANNA HAVE TO SAY THIS,
BUT I THINK MAYBE WE'RENOT SEEING HEAVEN
BECAUSE ONE OF US DOESN'TBELIEVE IN IT ENOUGH.
HEAVEN COULD BE LIKE PIXIEFAIRIES OF BUBBLE-YUM FOREST--
YOU ONLY SEE THEM IF YOUREALLY BELIEVE IN THEM.
YOU KNOW-- MAYBE WE'RENOT SEEING HEAVEN
BECAUSE ONE OF USIS A J-O-O.
WHAT DOES ME BEING A JEWHAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ?!
BECAUSE JEWS DON'TBELIEVE IN HEAVEN !
YES WE DO !
JUST NOT ACHRISTIAN HEAVEN !
RIGHT, YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN
IS GETTING $5 OFF YOURMATZO BALL SOUP
AT BARNEY'S BEANERY BY LYINGABOUT A HAIR IN IT.
HEY, KENNY.HEY, KENNY.
( Kenny )WE CAN WATCH ITAT MY HOUSE !
♪ IN THE GHETTOIN THE GHETTO ♪
♪ HE'S A BOY WEARING ORANGEWHO'S LOSING HIS PRIDE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE KENNY ANDHIS FAMILY ALL RESIDE ♪
♪ IN THE GHETTOIN THE GHETTO ♪♪
SHUT UP, CARTMAN, YOUBLOOD-BELCHING VAGINA !
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!
I SAID, SHUT UP,YOU BLOOD-BELCHING VAGINA !
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!
I SAID SHUT UP, CARTMAN,YOU BLOOD-BELCHING VAGINA !
DID I JUST CALL MYSELFA BLOOD-BELCHING VAGINA ?
DUDE, WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?!
I DON'T KNOW, I JUST--KEEP FEELING LIKE I'M KENNY,
SEEING MEMORIESTHROUGH HIS EYES.
YOU'RE TOO FATTO BE KENNY.
YOU'RE A...STUPID JEW.
LET'S JUSTKEEP BUILDING.
WE ONLY HAVE 5 MORE DAYSUNTIL THE SHOPPING SPREE.
Reaching the Clouds
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE