TIMMY, TIMMY !
TIMMY !TIMMY !
I CAN'T, I CAN'T !
GEE WHIZ, TIMMY,IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
SOME PRETTY STIFFCOMPETITION THIS YEAR.
( laughing )
ALL THE SPECIAL ATHLETES SEEMTO BE IN TIP-TOP CONDITION.
AND I CAN'T EVENGET PAST SEVEN REPS.
OH, WELL, THAT'S IT FOR ME,TIMMY, I'M P-P-POOPED.
I'LL SEE YOUIN THE LOCKER ROOM.
HEY JIMMY, GOOD LUCKON SATURDAY.
YOU TOO, FRANCIS.
OH, HEY-HEY, NATHEN.
SO, UH, I SEE YOUTRAINING PRETTY HARD.
YEAH, IT SURE IS TOUGH.
I'M TRAININGREALLY HARD,
BUT I'M NOT IMPROVINGFAST ENOUGH
AND THE SPECIAL OLYMPICSARE A WEEK AWAY.
WELL, UH, MAYBEI CAN HELP YOU OUT.
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE...SHORT CUTS.
WHAT KIND OF SHORT CUTS ?
BUT AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL ?
YEAH, SURE,BUT THESE ARE NEW.
THEY DON'T SHOW UPIN A URINE TEST.
SO, UH, HOWDO THEY W-W-WORK ?
YOU JUST TAKE ONE OF THESELITTLE BLUE BABIES
THREE TIMES A DAY,
AND INJECT THIS DIRECTLYINTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM
TWICE A DAY BEFORE MEALS.
SO, HOW MUCHWOULD THIS COST ME ?
IT ISN'T CHEAP.
I'VE GOTTA KEEP VICEOFF MY BACK
AND SECURE SHIPMENTSFROM OVERSEAS.
WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUSTUSE THEM A LITTLE BIT.
YOU KNOW, AS APERFORMANCE ENHANCER.
WHATEVER YOU SAY,JIMMY MY FRIEND.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
Jimmy Finds a Shortcut
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.x CLOSE
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.x CLOSE
The boys agree to cheer for Timmy and Jimmy at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman researches the handicapped.x CLOSE
Jimmy's almost caught juicing in his room.x CLOSE
Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Timmy discovers Jimmy's bag of steroids.x CLOSE