FROM HERE, WE CAN MONITORSANTA FROM SATELLITE
AS HE TRAVELS THE GLOBEDELIVERING PRESENTS !
WOW, COOL !
IT LOOKS LIKE SANTA'SALREADY MADE IT TO BAGHDAD !
HO HO HO !MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !
HO HO HO !A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !
DERKA DERKA DERKA !
HALA DERKA BERKA DERKA !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
I'M HIT !I'M HIT !
( alarms buzzing )
SLEIGH IS HIT !I REPEAT: SLEIGH IS HIT !
( over radio )Instrument failureat 0600 feet !
THE SLEIGH'S GOING DOWN !
SLEIGH IS GOING DOWN.
I REPEAT: SLEIGH ISGOING DOWN !
HANG ON, SANTA !
( Gnome over radio )Sleigh One is going down.
It is going down.
Alert ground troopsto stand by.
We got a red sleigh down,we got a red sleigh down.
RED SLEIGH ONE,THIS IS NORTH POLE.
( static )
RED SLEIGH ONE,THIS IS NORTH POLE.
MR. KRINGLE ?
JESUS CHRIST,THEY KILLED HIM !
NO-- SANTA CLAUSCAN'T BE DEAD.
WHY WOULD IRAQISDO THAT ? WHY ?
IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T SEEMVERY CHRISTMASSY OF THEM.
North Pole,this is Santa.
SANTA,ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?
WHAT IS YOURSTATUS ?
SLEIGH IS DOWN.
REINDEER... ALL DEAD.
BOTH SANTA'S LEGSARE BROKEN.
Santa will have to--
Oh no--They're coming for me.
Stay back,you bastards !
Stay back !
( radio cuts out )
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GNOMESSITTING THERE FOR ?
YOU HAVE TO GORESCUE HIM !
WHAT THE HELL ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO ?
WE'RE LIKENINE INCHES TALL !
NOW I'M NEVER GONNA GETMY HAIBO ROBOT DOLL !
IS THAT WHATTHIS IS ALL ABOUT ?!
YOU CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE IDEASO YOU CAN GET A STUPID TOY ?!
IT'S NOT STUPID,IT'S A TOY THATYOU CAN STARVE !
IF YOU DON'T FEED IT,IT DIES !
IT'S SO COOL !
WELL, GOOD GOING,ASSHOLE !
THANKS TO YOU, THERE'S NOTGONNA BE ANY CHRISTMAS,
AND THERE'S NO ONE LEFTTO HELP US !
JESUS !JESUS !JESUS !
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT--JESUS CAN SAVE ANYBODY !
FOLLOW ME !
YOU CAN TAKE SANTA'SBACKUP SLEIGH !
We Gotta A Red Sleigh Down
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE