AND HERE'S SOME OLD TOYSTHAT I DON'T NEED ANYMORE !
AND HERE, HERE ARE SOMECHRISTMAS COOKIES !
AND SOME HOLLYAND MISTLETOE !
OH, THIS WILL BETHE HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS
THE MIDDLE EASTHAS EVER SEEN !
GUYS, GET THOSE LIGHTS DOWNFROM THE DOOR.
WE'LL GIVE THEM TOTHE NEEDY IRAQIS TOO !
CARTMAN, WHY ARE YOUDOING THIS ?
THEY DON'T HAVECHRISTMAS THERE, GUYS,
WE HAVE TOGIVE IT TO THEM.
THAT'S A RETARDED IDEATHAT WON'T WORK--
WHY ARE YOUREALLY DOING THIS ?
HOOOOWDY HO !
MR. HANKEY !
OH, I HATE THAT STUPIDCHRISTMAS POO.
HELLO, MR. HANKEY !
A MERRY CHRISTMASTO YOU !
GEE WHIZ, THINGS SURE LOOKCHRISTMASSY OUT HERE !
WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING ?
CARTMAN IS TRYING TOBRING CHRISTMAS TO IRAQ.
THE PEOPLE OF IRAQ DESERVEA GOOD CHRISTMAS
JUST LIKEEVERYONE ELSE.
WELL, GOSH, ERIC,
LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY HAVETHE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT !
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP--SANTA CLAUS !
REALLY ?REALLY ?
SURE, WE SHOULD TAKE THIS STUFFTO HIM RIGHT AWAY !
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNAGET TO THE NORTH POLE ?
OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM !
WE JUST NEED A LITTLECHRISTMAS MAGIC !
ALL ABOARDTHE POO-CHOO EXPRESS !
OOH, THAT SMELLS.YEAH.
NEXT STOPTHE NORTH POLE !
GET THE REST OF THESTUFF, YOU GUYS !
UH, I DON'T REALLYWANNA GET ON THAT.
YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TOBRING CHRISTMAS
TO THOSE LESSFORTUNATES !
NOW COME ON !
LET'S GO,POO-CHOO TRAIN !
♪ THE POO-CHOO TRAIN'SLAYING DOWN ITS TRACKS ♪
♪ WITH A-- POO-CHOO !
♪ ALL THE WAYAND BACK ♪
♪ POO-CHOO TRAINIS MY FAVORITE THING ♪
♪ SPREADING CHRISTMAS JOYAS WE RIDE AND SING ♪
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL HASGOTTEN INTO CARTMAN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
( Hankey )♪ CHRISTMAS TIMEWOULDN'T BE THE SAME ♪
♪ WITHOUT HUGS AND KISSESAND A POO-CHOO TRAIN ♪♪
♪ AND A PARTRIDGEIN A P-P... ♪
♪ PEAR T-T-TREE
♪ ON THE THIRD DAYOF C-CHRI... CHRI... ♪
Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever Seen
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE