THAT IF WE DON'T CHANGE THEHOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW
THEN WE MIGHT LOSEEVERYONE TO ATHEISM !
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOUSUGGEST WE CHANGE, FATHER MAXI ?
WELL FOR ONE...NO SEX WITH BOYS.
RUMBLE ! RUMBLE !AGH !
THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW STATES THAT
A PRIEST, BISHOP OR CARDINALCANNOT GET MARRIED.
SO WHERE ARE WETO GET OUR SEX ?
WELL THEN PERHAPS WE COULDCHANGE THE HOLY VATICAN LAW
TO SAY THAT IT'S OKAY FOR APRIEST OR BISHOP OR CARDINAL
TO HAVE SEX...
HAWHHH !RUMBLE !WOMEN !
THE GELGAMEK VAGINAIS THREE FEET WIDE
AND FILLED WITHRAZOR-SHARP TEETH !
DO YOU REALLY EXPECT USTO HAVE SEX WITH THEM ?!
MAYBE WE NEED TO FORGET ABOUTTHE GELGAMEKS FOR A SECOND
AND FOCUS ON--
FORGET ABOUTTHE GELGAMEKS !
I'M JUST SAYING THATWHAT WORKS ON PLANET GELGAMEK
ISN'T NECESSARILY GOING TOWORK FOR THE REST OF US.
YOU SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEMWE'RE HAVING HERE.
BUT THE HOLY DOCUMENT OFVATICAN LAW CANNOT BE CHANGED !
WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOWWHERE IT IS.
YOU SEE, FATHER, THE HOLYDOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW
HAS HIDDEN AWAY DEEP IN THECATACOMBS OF ST. PETERSBELOW US.
HIDDEN AWAY SO THAT ITCAN NEVER BE CHANGED.
BUT IF WE LOCATE IT, WE COULDMAKE CHANGES TO IT ?
HA !GOOD LUCK, FATHER !
THE DOCUMENTIS GUARDED BY
WATER LIZARDS, RATTLESNAKESAND SAND TRAPS.
THE FOOLS WHO TRIED BEFORE TORECOVER IT, MET THEIR DEATH !
WELL WE HAVE TO TRYOUR RELIGION IS DYING !
An Attempt at Reform
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE