AN ALL PRIEST MEETING,FATHER MAXI.
I THINKWE ALL AGREE
SOMETHING HASTO BE DONE QUICKLY.
UH-HUH.THAT'S RIGHT !
I DON'T KNOW HOWIT HAS BEEN FOR ALL OF YOU,
BUT ATTENDANCE AT MY CHURCHIN FORT ROLLINS IS DOWN 63%.
I'M DOWN ALMOST70 IN GREENLEAF.
YES, I'M AFRAID IF THINGSKEEP GOING THE WAY THEY ARE,
WE COULD LOSEOUR ENTIRE RELIGION !
YES WE'VE GOT TO STOP THESE BOYSFROM GOING TO THE PUBLIC !
THEY'VE GOT TO KNOWTO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.
YUP !UH-HUH !RIGHT !
RIGHT AND SO-WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ?
YES, BUT WE'VE GOT TOFIND OUT WHY THESE CHILDREN
ARE SUDDENLY FINDINGIT NECESSARY TO REPORT
THAT THEY'REBEING MOLESTED.
STOP THE PROBLEMAT IT'S SOURCE.
YES, BUT HOW ?
WHOA, WHOA -HOLD ON A SECOND.
THE PROBLEM IS THATCHILDREN ARE BEING MOLESTED,
NOT THAT THEY'REREPORTING IT.
HOW DO YOU MEAN ?
WELL, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLYWHAT WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TO
IS ALL THESEXUAL MISCONDUCT
THAT IS ALLOWED TOTAKE PLACE IN OUR CHURCHES.
NOT JUST TELL THE CHILDRENNOT TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, RIGHT ?
DID ANY OF THE CHILDRENYOU'VE MOLESTED COME FORWARD ?
NO !THAT'S GOOD.
NO, I MEAN,I NEVER MOLESTED
ANY OF THE CHILDRENIN MY CHURCH !
IT'S OKAY, FATHER MAXIWE'RE ALL PRIESTS HERE,
THE DOORS ARE CLOSED.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD !
ARE YOU ALL SAYINGTHAT YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN
INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSWITH YOUR ALTAR BOYS ?
WE ARE HERE TOBRING THE LIGHT OF GOD,
NOT HARM THE INNOCENT !
HA, HA !HA, HA !HA, HA !
I'M SERIOUS !
FATHER...HAVING SEX WITH BOYS
IS PART OF THECATHOLIC PRIEST'SWAY OF LIFE.
DEAR GOD, THIS PROBLEMIS MUCH MORE SEVERE
THAN I COULD HAVEPOSSIBLY IMAGINED.
I HAVE TO GO TOTHE VATICAN AND GET HELP !
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE