WITH THE"COURAGEOUS TEACHER" AWARD.
HERBERT GARRISON CAME OUTABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.
SINCE THEN, HE HASFACED ADVERSITY,
HE HAS EVEN FACED RIDICULEBY SOME OF HIS STUDENTS.
OH RANDY, I'M SOASHAMED OF OUR SON.
IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT THECOURAGEOUS TEACHER AWARD TO--
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GET ALONG,LITTLE SLAVE.
OH MY GOD.
THAT'S WHAT OUR BOYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ?
DING DING !DING DING !
HE IS SOCOURAGEOUS.
SAY, MR. SLAVE...
YES, MR. GARRISON ?
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHTTHAT YOU WERE A REAL DICK.
WHY WOULD YOU DREAM THATI WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE ?
NO, NO--I WAS THE ASSHOLE.
OH, THAT ISSO COURAGEOUS.
WHAT AN AMAZINGHUMAN BEING !
UH, I'M VERY HAPPYTO GET THIS AWARD.
BUT YOU KNOW WHATMAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER ?
IT ISN'T WORKING !
SING YOUR SONG,MR. SLAVE !
I'VE GOT A LITTLE--OOH ! OH, JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT'S HAPPENINGIN THERE ?
HANG ON, LEMMIWINKS !
YOU SOLVED THECATATAFISH'S RIDDLE !
NOW YOUR TRIALS ARENEARLY THROUGH !
OH, I SHOULD HAVENEVER SHOVED
ALL THOSE POOR ANIMALSUP MY ASS !
COURAGEOUS.SO COURAGEOUS !
GOD DAMMIT, DON'T YOUPEOPLE GET IT ?!
I'M TRYING TO GETFIRED HERE !
OH, THAT'S COURAGEOUS.
LOOK, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR
SHOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLEFROM A TEACHER !
YEAH, JESUS CHRIST.
BUT THE MUSEUM TELLS USTO BE TOLERANT.
YES, THE MUSEUM !
THE MUSEUM TELLS US !
TOLERANT,BUT NOT STUPID !
LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOUHAVE TO TOLERATE SOMETHING
DOESN'T MEAN YOUHAVE TO APPROVE OF IT !
IF YOU HAD TO LIKE IT, IT'D BECALLED THE MUSEUM OF ACCEPTANCE.
TOLERATE MEANS YOU'RE JUSTPUTTING UP WITH IT.
YOU TOLERATE A CRYING CHILDSITTING NEXT TO YOUON THE AIRPLANE,
OR YOU TOLERATEA BAD COLD.
IT CAN STILLPISS YOU OFF !
OUR BOYS DIDN'THATE HOMOSEXUALS,
THEY JUST HATED THE WAYTHIS ASSHOLE WAS ACTING.
WE'VE GOTTA GETOUR BOYS BACK !
SO NOW CAN I PLEASE GET FIREDAND GET MY $25 MILLION ?
NO, NO, I THINK I HAVEA BETTER IDEA.
Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys and their parents visit the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are sent to tolerance camp.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.x CLOSE
The parents agree that the boys should be sent to the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
The boys feel that they are intolerant because they're uncomfortable around Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slavex CLOSE
Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks meets the Sparrow Prince in Mr. Slave's small intestine.x CLOSE