PARENTS, IT'S THATTIME OF YEAR AGAIN
WHEN THE BISHOPS AND PRIESTSFROM AROUND THE COUNTRY
ARE ORGANIZING THEYOUNG MEN'S CATHOLIC RETREAT.
THIS YEAR, WE'RE TAKING THE BOYSON A WEEKEND BOAT TRIP,
TO DISCUSS JESUS' ROLE AS THENAVIGATOR OF OUR LIVES.
THAT SOUNDSPRETTY FUN !
A CATHOLIC BOAT TRIP ?
♪ THE CATHOLIC BOAT...
♪ IS GONNA BEHEADING ON OUT TODAY ♪
♪ THE CATHOLIC BOAT...
♪ TIME TO THROWALL OF YOUR CARES AWAY ♪
♪ GET SOME HOTCHRISTIAN ACTION ♪
♪ THAT'LL TAKE YOU-- ♪
( clearing throat )EXCUSE ME....
LOOK, I JUST DON'T THINKIT'S THE BEST IDEA
TO LET OUR BOYS GOON A CRUISE WITH THE PRIEST !
WE CAN'TLET THEM GO, CAN WE ?
THERE'S NO WAYMY SON'S GOING.
WHAT ARE THEYTALKING ABOUT ?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY WANTTO KILL US !
WITH EVERYTHING THAT'SBEEN IN THE NEWS,
I THINK IT'S BEST WE KEEP OURKIDS FAR AWAY FROM THE PRIEST.
NOW COME ON,EVERYBODY
JUST BECAUSE A FEW PRIESTS INTHE COUNTRY HAVE BEEN CORRUPT
IT DOESN'T THAT ALL PRIESTSARE CHILD MOLESTERS.
WELL SURE, THAT'SEASY FOR YOU TO SAY,
YOUR SON'S DEAD.
BUT THOSE OF USWITH ALIVE CHILDREN
NEED TO BE SURE THATFATHER MAXI IS ONTHE UP AND UP.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT OTHER TOWNSBRINGING IN COUNSELORS
THAT KNOW HOW TOFIND THINGS OUT FROM KIDS
WITHOUT REALLY TELLING THEMWHAT'S GOING ON.
IT COULDN'T HURT.
SHHH-SHHH,HERE HE COMES !
( all whistling )
'NIGHT !'NIGHT !'NIGHT, FATHER.
ALRIGHT THEN, IT'S SETTLED.
TOMORROW WE'LL FINDAN OUTSIDE COUNSELOR AND...
FIND OUT THE TRUTH.
The Catholic Boat
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE