FASTER, CHILDREN,EARTH DAY IS COMING.
WELL, BOYS,IT'S REHEARSAL TIME
AND YOUR TERRANCE AND PHILLIPHAVEN'T SHOWN UP.
THEY SAID THEY'D COME.
I'M SURE THEY'LLBE HERE ANY MINUTE.
MAYBE YOU KIDS DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW IMPORTANT EARTH DAY IS
FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR PLANET.
MAYBE YOU NEEDSOME CONVINCING.
OH, MY GOD !
EXCUSE ME, IS THISWHERE THE EARTH DAYCRAP IS HAPPENING ?
OH, VERY GOOD,MR. PHILLIP, I'M JACK FOREST,
HEAD OF THE EARTH DAYCOMMITTEE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A PARTOF THIS IMPORTANT EVENT.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWHERE'S MY CHECK ?
ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE,WHERE DO I--
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE ?
ALL RIGHT,LET'S DO A REHEARSAL
SO THAT THE CAMERA CREWCAN GET A LOOK AT IT.
WOW, ISN'T THIS GREAT, YOU GUYSSEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN ?
YEAH, YOU MUST HAVEA LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO
BUT LET'S REHEARSE FIRST.
SO, THIS IS YOUR DOING,HUH, TERRANCE ?
MY DOING ?
THESE KIDS CALLED MEAND SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA
AND THAT YOU WANTEDTO APOLOGIZE.
PLEASE, YOU GUYS,THIS IS FOR EARTH DAY.
YOU CARE ABOUT MOTHER EARTH,DON'T YOU ?
WELL, WHAT THE HELL ?
I ALREADY FLEWALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
BUT I WANT MY CHECK MADE OUTTO ME, NOT BOTH OF US.
SEE, I TOLD YOUIT WOULD WORK.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL COME OFFTHE SPEECH OF THE DYING WHALES
AND THEN, ACTION.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR,I'VE CRACKED MY ASS.
REALLY ?LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
( farts )
( laughing nervously )
YON FART DOTH SMELLOF ELDERBERRY SWEET--
THAT'S NOTTHE LINE, ASSHOLE.
YOU'RE RIGHT,IT'S A BETTER ONE, ASSHOLE.
JUST DO THE BIT RIGHT,DICK FACE !
WHY DON'T YOU GOEAT SOME MORE PUDDING,YOU FATASS DRUG ADDICT !
I MAY BE FAT, BUT AT LEASTI DIDN'T GET HAIR PLUGS.
THAT'S IT !
I AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN'WITH "KOOKO THE WHALE" !
I NEVER NEEDED YOUIN THE FIRST PLACE,YOU HACK !
YOU CAN'T LEAVE,THE SHOW STARTS SOON.
BOYS, YOU'VE GOT THREE HOURSTO GET THOSE TWO BACK TOGETHER.
DO I NEED TO REMIND YOUWHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T ?
GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THEMBACK TOGETHER, YOU GUYS.
THEY COULDDO THIS TO US !
Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE