THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITIONREALLY GAVE US A FRESH LOOK
AT SOME OF THE CANDIDATES.
WELL, I DON'T THINKI DID TOO WELL
IN THE BATHING SUITCOMPETITION.
BUT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THETALENT SHOW COMPETITION.
THAT'LL REALLY BE MY CHANCETO... SHINE.
WOW, WHAT ATERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
SO ANYWAY,A GUY WALKS INTO A B...
A GUY WALKSINTO A B...
A GUY WALKS,A GUYS WALK INTO A B-B...
( struggling to play introto "Stairway to Heaven " )
NO, NO, WAIT.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ?
ANYTHING THAT'LLIMPRESS US, TOKEN.
IF YOU WERE OUR FRIEND,
HOW WOULD YOU KEEP USENTERTAINED ?
UH... OH, I KNOW !
I LIKE IT.
TOKEN WAS THE DEFINITE WINNEROF THE TALENT SHOW.
BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO TAKEEVERYONE TO A BASEBALL GAME,
TO SEE HOW WEGOT ALONG THERE.
( announcer )THERE GOES A HIT TO LEFT FIELD !
AND FOLEY'S GOING TO SCORE !
YEAH !ISN'T THIS GREAT ?
DRINKS !GET YOUR DRINKS HERE !
YES, COULD I HAVESOME TEA, PLEASE ?
YOU DON'T DRINK TEAAT A BASEBALL GAME,
YOU FRENCHPIECE OF CRAP !
OH, VERY WELL--
JUST SOMECRUMPETS THEN.
ALRIGHT,THAT DOES IT !
PIP, GET THEFUDGE OUT !
OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS.
HEY, WHAT'S WRONGWITH THE JUMBOTRON ?
People of earth !
Your meaningless livesare about to end !
I am Professor Chaos
and this is my partner in evil,General Disarray.
In the past few days I haverained terror down
upon the societythat shunned me,
and now it is time formy final labor of loathing.
I am going to--flood the world !
FLOOD THE WORLD !MY GOD !
I DON'T WANNA DIE.I DON'T WANNA DIE !
Oh yes, every living creatureand every sacred building
will soon be under leagues andleagues of cold and dark water !
And there is nothingyou can do to stop it !
General Disarray, beginthe flooding of Earth !
You brought thisupon yourselves !
You made the outcastsof the world.
Now watch, watch as yourprecious planet drowns !
DEAR CHRIST,WHO WILL SAVE US ?
WE HAVE VERY LITTLETIME TO LIVE.
HOW SHALL WE SPEND OURLAST HOURS ON EARTH ?
OUR REIGN OF TERRORIS COMPLETE !
THE TURMOIL HAS NOWCOME FULL CIRCLE !
HEY, IS THAT HOSE ON FULL,GENERAL DISARRAY ?
IT'S ON ALL THE WAY.
OH, ALRIGHT THEN.
NOTHING TO DO NOW BUTWATCH THE WORLD DIE !
HA, HA HA HAAA !
HA HA HAA !
BOY, THIS SURE ISTAKING A LONG TIME.
Garden Hose of Terror
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE